Beyblade X’s Plot Isn’t As High Stakes As The Previous Generations But I’m Fearing For These Children’s

One does not simply throw the primal stone

I don't think there's any character as blatantly homosexual as Jiro but Tamaki is definitely giving her a run for her money.

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

have you spilled your beans this year?

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

THE SPEED with which I hit that reblog button, amen my friends.

You know, for kids

exactly how gay do you think khrome is

well I haven’t exactly watched much of the show yet (I’ve only watched up to episode 33 in the dub) but from what I’ve seen so far he’s probably a lil fruity

but what I’m more focused on is his obsession over Ekusu and Ekusu’s strength, I got no time to wonder if bro realizes he might like guys

MAMMA MIIIAAAAAA

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

it's like meeting a celebrity

things my classmates have actually said???

by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.

“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”

“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”

“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”

“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”

”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”

“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”

“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”

*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”

“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”

“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”

“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”

we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.

also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)

fish tank

I need to be put in a chamber