Maya-the-knight - Mayatheknight

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country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

edit: i read this again and noticed the beysically. well done ya little creature

Anyway packun should lose all his followers

man this beyblade is so dramatic i love it. this kid's out doing Beyblade Crime and multi's like yeah the Beyblade Cops suck at their jobs so Beysically i'm gonna execute him live on stage mmmkay :3! i love you beyblade

such a shame...

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

I don't think there's any character as blatantly homosexual as Jiro but Tamaki is definitely giving her a run for her money.

I had Victor dating Bede as the context for this but this is just funny to have siblings shit on each other’s tastes in general

Autism Acceptance Month: Autistic Headcanons

↳ Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6)

being surrounded irl exclusively by people who barely acknowledge your existence and all seem to hate each other while simultaneously loving each other more than they tolerate keeping you around is crazy. like wow. this sucks badly

guess who found the gays

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