I CAN'T STAND HIM

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Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

I had Victor dating Bede as the context for this but this is just funny to have siblings shit on each other’s tastes in general

today we mourn the loss of my sanity. reason: the people at my school who wont stfu

Every member of Team X-Blood is neurodivergent. Specifically, Vintage and Omega are autistic (and twins in my hcs, that's not important here though) Double Egg has ADHD and dyslexia, and Red Sole is autistic and has dyscalculia

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guess who found the gays

The chocolate splatfest of love

There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

I can't wait for the Splatoon live action movie adaptation because I know there's gonna be a scene based on Salmon Run, and it's gonna be like-

A smallfry appears on the shore after wave 3

"They want me to fight the Smallfry?" -Agent 8 played by Jason Momoa

A Horrorboros appears from the water and roars.

"AHH!" -Agent 8

"HORRORBOROS!" -Captain Cuttlefish played by Jack Black

Someone set the stove on fire, what is everyone doing?

Four and Neo lit the fire, but now they’re pretending like they didn’t and just screaming. 

Acht and Marina are desperately trying to find the fire extinguisher, but cannot locate it no matter how hard they look. 

Pearl is recording the whole thing and laughing. She will later post the video online with the caption “Aren’t you glad Chaos won the final fest?”

Callie is running through the house shouting that there’s a fire as if no one knew already.

Marie is trying to call the fire department but they can’t hear a word of what she’s saying with how loud everyone else is.

Captain is standing in the corner, banging her head against the wall.

Eight is trying to get Captain to stop and find a way to help with the fire situation. 

Shiver and Frye are singing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” while Big Man is trying to find something to smother the fire with that isn’t himself. 

Thank you for the ask!!! Thankfully they do manage to put the fire out, but the stove is ruined.