Maybeemayhem - Welcome To The ?

i love my this <3

I am going to [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] stand in a hole and rotate until I slowly drill down into the soft, loamy earth, burrowing through the core of the planet and out the other side where I pop out in australia and get a gay little drink with my friend

“but my girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I started hrt…” FUCKING LEAVE HER THEN!!

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

to all the haters who call his forehead ‘bald’ and ‘moldy’, ummmm…..look at the follicles?!