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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

Listening to a non-fiction book about maritime disaster and the way this author is describing the ship sinking is so sexual

“Spilled my heart here” I saw this on my walk today and it broke my heart..

I am going to [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] stand in a hole and rotate until I slowly drill down into the soft, loamy earth, burrowing through the core of the planet and out the other side where I pop out in australia and get a gay little drink with my friend

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if you try to stop me from making my silly little coping-mechanism jokes about killing myself then I am going to kill myself.