Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues
starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad
can you all forget everything you know about me pls I really want to start again but be cooler this time.
has tumblr heard about the saga of raefarty yet
what if we kissed on the abandoned dust and disease riddled honeymoon suite bed... in minecraft...
19 months into transition, it's a new year, I'm voice training every day in 2025 like I should have done last year
1 day down, 364 to go. Today was about 2.5 hours of chatting in a voice call while I played some video games, getting the muscles used to new positioning long term. Voice is still really rough, but it's an okay start.
hedgehog having a self care day 🧴🫧
Ranked competitive breast growing for cis men as an esport designed to crack eggs.
The rule is that if you turn out to actually be a trans woman, you're disqualified.
So all the eggs, because everyone who willingly signs up for this is obviously an egg, are constantly playing 5D chess in the Discord trying to get the rest to admit it.
It's like Death Note except instead of a notebook that murders people it's a contrived online competition
Breast Note
using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot