Hedgehog Having A Self Care Day 🧴🫧

Told a joke so good it made the suicide hotline lady laugh for like 30 seconds straight

Maybe I shouldn't kill myself damn

really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?

whatever. goad my scarab

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

new year's resolutions

- don't die

- get even gayer

- get an even weirder gender

- reach out to my friends more

Animal, whose life is so difficult and hard because I don't spend my entire day petting her

that said i still mostly do horsefoolery like this LMFAO

Usian posting: fuuuck i want a burger

Australian posting: faaaaaarhk i want a burger with beetroot on it cunt