Usian Posting: Fuuuck I Want A Burger

im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

Hmmm, I wonder why I'm having trouble getting my work done on the box full of distractions and all my best friends...

Unknowable...

they seriously need to invent a medication that has no side effects and no risks and that cures everything that is wrong with me instantly and forever. and is raspberry flavoured

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

Ah yes, time to return to a singular moment from the past, standing like a boulder at the edge of my memory shore

Assuredly I will be able to revisit it always. What could possibly do away with so solid a thing as this? The gentle lapping of the sea of time?

nice selfie dude this will go hard as a haggard pretransition photo👍