It's So Fucked Up You Cant Start Working On Your Life At 3 Am. When It Most Matters

new year's resolutions

- don't die

- get even gayer

- get an even weirder gender

- reach out to my friends more

can you all forget everything you know about me pls I really want to start again but be cooler this time.

by my count I'm at 4 and I've got two fucking years left

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

Ah yes, time to return to a singular moment from the past, standing like a boulder at the edge of my memory shore

Assuredly I will be able to revisit it always. What could possibly do away with so solid a thing as this? The gentle lapping of the sea of time?

Listening to a non-fiction book about maritime disaster and the way this author is describing the ship sinking is so sexual

Animal, whose life is so difficult and hard because I don't spend my entire day petting her

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.