Maybeemayhem - Welcome To The ?

all that's really left of this world is licking clit and clicking shit

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

Told a joke so good it made the suicide hotline lady laugh for like 30 seconds straight

Maybe I shouldn't kill myself damn

Who the fuck hates rice

progressively: well actually white rice was largely introduced by European merchants so hating rice is actually anti imperialist (if you look past how everyone decides to phrase it as being gross disgusting food with awful texture that noone in their right mind would eat)