Gem Called Shotgun So Now Lizzie Is Stuck At The Back (she Is Happy To Be Here, Trust Me.)

oddly high quality shitpost time

reblogs appreciated, if ya can spare one :3

My sister was dragging me into my home office but then I crawled away like a caterpillar and started laughing for 5 mins straight repeating " like a catapiller!!!"

Not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for spiderman, even the ones I've never watched. all the movies, the comics, all of them. they say jump I aks how high

Y'all I was watching tmnt 2012 and season 4 and like, Who does Leo think he is to make fun of raph for likeing mona. Mr IN LOVE WITH HIS SISTER Telling raph that he must be going crazy for likeing the obvious cool girl. And saying it's a bad idea to reason with them, THAT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO WITH KARAI WHAYS GOING ON HIS HEAD. Anyway I'm having fun

The "won by playing fair and friendly and not betraying their friends and/or going insane" squad, and it's just Scott and Joel glaring daggers at each other

Here’s my piece for the @trafficzine !! gem, and joel and his car :1

super fun project to work on!!! ^_^

Do y'all ever just wana bite your finger off and cry or is it just me

With the Wild Life finale approaching I'm manifesting hunger games jizzie win in which Joel sacrifices himself for Lizzie

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. GUYS I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY.

Joel has always been alone. He has always been red and angry and violent and wild.

That has never worked for him. It’s made people scared, it’s given him so much beautiful blood on his hands, but it has never let him win. Until Wild Life. Where is it all about being crazy, and unnatural and strange forces. And he thrives. He is at peace in the chaos that massacres others. It’s like a home, in a way. Because he’s always lived in it. So he is last one green, last one yellow, last on red.

Gem is dead and he is alone again, like he has always been. It’s how he was in third life, it’s how he is now. He is alone, he is red, he is wild. And that’s all he needs.

And so he finds Grian, the man who’s known all of this chaos, who is unhinged and chaotic, and works with him. He promises Joel a sacrifice, a few words that sound like friendship again. Joel doesn’t acknowledge it. Instead he kills and kills and kills, and he is alone when Grian tries to shoot him through the back, and he is alone when he knocks Grian’s corpse to the ground.

And he is smiling like a mad man. He is red and so is the blood all around him. He is a feral, wild beast, and he yellows in victory as he is struck down.

You know what else is red? Mars.

After this scene, I never want to hear any unnecessary hate about Ada ever again