Posting This Here Bc Ik Y’all Dont Sleep. Twitter Has To Wait >:)

I wanna put all fanfic authors in one room and just shower them in flower petals and chocolates and a mandatory spa day.

I love you creative little people on the Internet, forehead kisses for you all, shoulder rubs and free hugs.

You're amazing, your work is amazing, your creativity is indescribable otherworldly, I am on my KNEES for you lot, may the gods bless you fellow fan boys, fangirls, and fan jarls for giving us our daily intake of our faves.

sometimes i forget that not everyone has been around for the dsmp as long as i have.

like i Vividly remember watching the stream of wilbur gathering tommy and tubbo to start a drug empire. i will never forget wilbur letting fundy join the crew on the condition that he yells “Fuck 12” in sapnap’s face (as sapnap had taken it upon himself to be the server police).

people talk about how niki or jack were at the revolution and i’m like *lights cigarette* “nah, those wippersnappers didn’t show up ‘til after our independence. niki’s citizenship was discussed as the walls were being constructed but she didn’t actually join until after the dust had settled and the war was done. they were fine citizens,” *chokes on smoke* “but they weren’t there for the fightin’,”

or someone will say that c!wilbur was a terrible president and i’m like

*slams caprisun* “aye, soot was a right bastard sometimes but he was our bastard. cowardly and brave that one, tongue like a silver viper. he wasn’t perfect but he got us our camarvan, our freedom, our walls. sapnap used to bust down the camarvan doors before we built up ‘em black and yellow beauties.” *obnoxious straw sipping noise as the caprisun is clearly empty but i’m stubborn* “the smp was a blazing furnace, but president soot made somewhere we could rest in the walls’ shade,”

Wanda Maximoff and Yelena Belova : *exists

Me : You give me no choice but to *simp

SO- Like I don't really interact with DSMP outside of fanfiction anymore but! I just had the CUTEST idea ever its wndjwnkaaknejr /pos so!

We have Bee (Tubbo) and Boo (Ranboo) but what about Tommy? So I was thinkin about how hes often associated with insects or 'ugly' animals sooooo i present ✨ Bug ✨

Listen.. Bug, Bee and Boo. I adore it, he deserves his own nickname OK. Its the triple B's

ALSO Tubbo has deffo done those duo team names and called them 'Bug-a-Boo' to which he got smacked in the face by Tommy LMAO

(If anyone has another cute matching nickname please tell me! 🙏 I need it in my life)

it doesn't matter how babygirl ur fav man is, he will ALWAYS be ten times sexier as a woman

Seeing as Magicians can live so long, how long do you think Carter and Sadie are going to live?

Your Honour, he has escaped…

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Someone hug me. Nothing's wrong, I just want a hug.

I’m still just like

there are literal castles on the dream smp, there are extravagant cities all over the server (made of gold and glamour and overlooked by a god in more ways than one, a city of lights meant to dazzle and charm until those found in it have been bled dry, a beautiful city that sits hollow on the inside), there’s a Mansion bought by the richest person on the server that sits empty.

and the person that phil thinks needs to learn a lesson about not being materialistic is the boy whose lived in a literal dirt hut for well over a year (except for when he was living in a tent on a beach alone for months, of course) who watched his home get destroyed three times, gave up the things that phil thinks he’s too attached to for other people three times, and Got Shot And Died for the sake of his friends.

Okay Peepaw, Okay.

st cast >>>>