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Wilbur and Tommy's book, "TommyInnit Says...The Quote Book" will be released on October 13 according to their publisher's website! Description:

A laugh-out-loud Best Of selection of TommyInnit’s most zany and crazy quotes plus much more, curated by Wilbur Soot – a must-have collectible edition for every TommyInnit fan.

‘In all honesty, I think I’d be a pretty bad shark‘ ‘What if God was just legs?‘ ‘There’s only so many green up arrows you can get before your heart becomes one big red YouTube down arrow’

Ask any teenager and they will have heard of TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot. For the last three years, Tom Simons aka TommyInnit, has been mouthing off on the internet to anyone who will listen. So far, that’s over 40 million followers. And Wilbur Soot, his surrogate big brother, has been right by his side.

Known and loved for his funny and absurd sayings, Tom has covered a wealth of topics, from Minecraft to America, and from dating to pet-care. And his fans can’t get enough. Now, for the first time, you can read his wisdom, jokes and missteps in TommyInnit Says… The Quote Book: a funny, collectible edition of TommyInnit’s most abstract and absurd sayings and quotes which will appeal to his millions of fans. Curated and edited by Wilbur Soot, it will be the perfect Christmas gift for Inniters everywhere.

Featuring: *A Day in the Life * Tommy’s Educational Segment * Life Advice from Wilbur * Love Poems * Insights into Tommy and Wilbur’s world … and much more.

posting this here bc ik y’all dont sleep. twitter has to wait >:)

anyway i went off w this wtf

Apollo’s my favorite narrator he’s so utterly pathetic like youve got your demigods from PJO & HOO who are like “ooooh so powerful and broody they’re so strong and so hero-like” meanwhile Apollo’s down here crying when he gets a scrape and the best part is his entire character development is him recognizing how pathetic he is. Yes king self awareness 👑

i remember being SOOOO mad in s2 when they made el not like max. her ignoring max's extended hand made me shake violently with rage, it was so cliche to have these two awesome female characters have animosity because of one-sided jealousy. BUT then they turn around and make them besties in s3!?!? with el being the happiest she's ever been? with max guiding her and showing her the world of an average teenage girl? they turned that awful overused trope around and made el love max so much that she BROUGHT HER BACK TO LIFE because she can't stand living in a world without her. "if you touch her again, i will kill you again" WHAT!!!!

Jason and Piper were actually so tragic

Because they were doomed from the beginning, right? They were never even allowed to decide if they wanted to be together, they had no room to grow to fit their parents molds and yet they played their roles to perfection. Jason’s first instinct is and always will be to protect Piper, he dove into the Grand Canyon despite having just met her AND not knowing if he could even fly. He let everyone believe he broke up with Piper, he took that burden from her, will take any burden from her.

Piper is always forced to watch Jason suffer. When Medea made him fight Leo, when he fought Percy while possessed by the eidolon, when Achelous tried to drown him, fighting the giants in the colosseum, stabbed by Michael Varus. Piper can only watch him suffer for her again and again, but most of the time she can save him. She’s always forced to choose: Jason or her father, Jason or Leo, Jason or Percy, and unknowingly, Jason or herself. She avoids making these choices because she can’t, she can’t choose between two people she cares about, can always find another solution. She loves too deeply to ever choose. So all she can do is watch.

And they play these roles over and over again until Jason’s death. There wasn’t a doubt in Jason’s mind that he would die for Piper that night. And he couldn’t tell her because he knew he couldn’t make her choose. He took that burden one last time.

Even when they thought they were choosing each other, they were just choosing the mold their parents made. The noble sacrifice, the lover. The same roles over and over again until death. Jason decided Piper wouldn’t die. Piper walked away with a scar to match her dead best friend. The sacrifice, the lover.

NOAH SCHNAPP COMING OUT AS GAY WAS NOOOTTT ON MY 2023 BINGO BOARD

Tbch we do NOT talk enough about Michael_B being a little piggy and going oink and snort and having a curly little tail. Let's discuss

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌