The Long-awaited Kirby Adaptation Of The Onion's Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In

first oc animatic i've posted on here. haggard kids stay losing

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

i love when characters don't get to die

Getting our top scientists on this

I was gonna say alphys/undyne/mad mew mew but that only has 1... Rip Sapphic throuple 😔

everyone stop talking WHAT do you MEAN only 1 fic?????????????

me: i think my fear of commitment stemmed from my parents divorce. im afraid that ill end up like them, yknow?

broly, my therapist: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHH………………. RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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all eggman robots come with a built-in monologue chip

in which luigi is a schoolteacher for Junior and learns ah. interesting new things about himself when he meets the dad

Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?