“Put Him On His Knees Give Him Something To Believe In” Has The Exact Same Energy And Depth Of Meaning

harry: i won't stop until you're defeated for good!

voldemort: wizard jesus, kid, intense much? what's your problem?

harry: you LITERALLY MURDERED MY PARENTS

voldemort: murdered my parents too, you don't see me bitching about it

i was reading through all the asks of reg surviving the cave and like y'know there's a bunch of fics where he and sirius meet up and they try to get horcruxes safely or whatever but I'm just imagining regulus keeps on doing the most wild stunts and lighting things on fire and going wild and everyone keeps thinking he keeps dying but somehow he's never dead and no one knows what's happening because I saw him die but I also just saw him on the news setting fire to the church of england and i also got a call that the malfoy estate was burned down moony what's happening help

regulus: you should have killed me when you had the chance.

Regulus, coming up to Sirius' room before a family dinner: Are you—

Regulus: You're really wearing that?

Sirius, in a crop top and skinny leather trousers: What?

Regulus: That colour is horrible on you.

Sirius: ...

Regulus: *makes a face and leaves*

Whenever sakumo is on a mission for a longer time, his dogs pick up Kakashi from the Academy. With dogs I mean maybe 8 dogs jump onto this small emo kid

Two years ago, I asked people what they would call a group of Boggarts from the Harry Potter series. Two years later, here are all the answers I got!

Original post (responses in notes): lullabyknell.tumblr.com/post/155484191443/

Posted with commentary: lullabyknellficlets.tumblr.com/post/181959823589/

An Ambush of Boggarts

A Boggie of Boggarts

A Boggle of Boggarts

A Bother of Boggarts

A Braggart of Boggarts

A Cackle of Boggarts

A Circus of Boggarts

A Comedy of Boggarts

A Creep of Boggarts

A Depression of Boggarts

A Dread of Boggarts

A Farce of Boggarts

A Fear of Boggarts

A Fright of Boggarts

A Gaggle of Boggarts

A Giggle of Boggarts

A Grimace of Boggarts

A Haze of Boggarts

An Insane Clown Posse of Boggarts

A Masquerade of Boggarts

A Mischief of Boggarts

A Nightmare of Boggarts

A Joke of Boggarts

A Rattle of Boggarts

A Redonkulous of Boggarts

A Scare of Boggarts

A Scream of Boggarts

A Screech of Boggarts

A Shudder of Boggarts

A Smog of Boggarts

A Tangle of Boggarts

A Terror of Boggarts

A Trepidation of Boggarts

A Trick of Boggarts

A Wardrobe of Boggarts

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We need to rate Regulus’ sex-appeal in relation to his Hogwarts Professor position.

Astronomy 

Feral Stoner Regulus, the galaxies glitter in his eyes, always telling funny stories about his childhood that have the children go (O_o)??? How are you alive???

Charms

It’s in the subject’s name. Charms Professor Black is simply Prince Charming. Students have been known to faint when he smiles. He is what Gilderoy Lockhart tried so hard to be.

DADA

If you don’t want to get railed through the mattress by Professor Black it’s because you want to be the one doing the railing. (Or are not attracted to Tall Dark Handsome and Smart men and that’s valid.)

Herbology

Soft boy! Soft!!!!! So soft! And then he pulls out a flesh-eating plant that is both poisonous and venomous and goes :) I fed my friend’s cheating significant other to this cutie. He’s very openly an arsonist, but everybody is too busy simping to take notice.

History of Magic

He’s That Bitch. He’s got the tea and he’s spillin’. Keeping Up With Kardashians who, Lancelot and Guinevier went to the gardens UNCHAPERONED and oh yeah student A’s dad made out with B’s aunt in fifth grade. She was already engaged. The SCANDAL. Wears fitted vests and rolls his sleeves up.

Potions

Cryptid Regulus. Hair in a ponytail to keep it out of his face, black nail polish. Rumors are that he’s a Vampire. Nobody would mind if he took a bite.

Transfiguration

Feral Regulus. Probably rants about animal cruelty every once in a while as he’s poking the mouse/goblet with his wand. Will throw hands whenever, wherever, with whoever. Secretly a muggle boxing champion.

Flying/Quidditch

NYOOOMMMM Broom enthusiast and a broom snob. He snatches the Snitch and the spectators’ hearts alike!

Ancient Runes

VERY sexy. In the classic Professor Indiana Jones style.

Arithmacy

Stoner Regulus but like… pervitin in his morning coffee vibrating out of his body Regulus. Chalk powder everywhere… but is it really chalk powder??

Care Of Magical Creatures

Actual soft boy, but with Bounty Hunter Aesthetics. Combat boots and fingerless gloves. He’s too powerful

Divination 

Stoner Regulus, always halfway in the astral plane. Flowy hair, soft deep voice, lips gloss and painted nails. DEAD

Muggle Studies 

Practical lessons include posting tweets. The THIRST he gets. He reads them on his YouTube channel BuzzFeed style, completely deadpan.

Ancient Studies

Arsonist Regulus. The course includes making their own mummy. The disappearances are completely coincidental why do you ask

Alchemy

It’s a gang. They make drugs and forge money and Regulus is the king of the underworld.

Art/Muggle Art

They paint nibbling on brownies. Some of the sculptures *might* be hiding a murder weapon. Also, art forgery and theft. If the museum didn’t notice the switcharoo, you passed.

Music/Muggle Music 

Voice of an angel. The range. The passion. He has a cult following him.

Ghoul Studies

Jock Goth Regulus, probably does weed with Peeves.

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the first one punched me in the face and the others?? just kept on punching?? this is fantastic

Front Page: Professor Regukus Black is the fist professor who has been hired for a second year in the Defense against the Dark Arts position and everyone wants to know how he's done it. We have asked the man himself and this was his qoute: " The position was said to be curse so I hired a professional. We literally have a entire career path dedicated to breaking curse. It wasn't even that hard to find a solution, you people are just dumb." He made our reporter cry.

JAHSJSHA

voldemort:

Regulus Black owning a bookstore that everyone assumes is a front. It is. He has a underground House elf smothering ring under his store to free house elves. Also he really likes to read.

omg it’s like kinda like aberforths hogs place and it has lil tunnels in it

That yes that is friendship,to continue being friend even after being released from the bridge