Sometimes You Just Wanna Be Held Up

“No, the TAVROS FANS on REDDIT are the problem!”

I thought it was about time I fully expressed my take on this the only way I can.

Funny fic idea:

Zoro gets hit by a devil fruit that makes him physically split into three different versions of himself:

The first is the incarnation of his bloodlust and love for battle in order to become the greatest swordsman.

The second is the incarnation of his desire to nap and drink sake.

The third is the incarnation of his devotion to (*cough* love) Luffy and his desire to support (love) his captain in anything he does.

So basically, it’s the strawhats trying to deal with a version of Zoro that does nothing except want to fight and run off on his own. Another Zoro that refuses to do anything other except be lazy, drink until there’s nothing left to drink, and then sleep. Then the last Zoro that is incredibly attached to the captain in a way the normal Zoro isn’t.

Just imagine the terror. You got the Zoro that just lets his bloodlust go and is the definition of not giving a shit. The Zoro who can’t be bothered to do anything if it involves him moving or relinquishing his drink, and then a Zoro who follows Luffy around, opening doors, pulling out Luffy’s chair, hunting and fishing him excess amounts of food, ensuring he’s comfortable while he sleeps (and never so much as uttering a word except the infamous ‘whatever you need, Captain’ and ‘aye, Captain’ and ‘I’m yours to command, Captain’). And the third Zoro can’t help but blush and shy away from Luffy’s normal physical affections, but he can’t not allow Luffy to touch him either, so he’s just in a constant state of panic.

What makes it worse is when the other two Zoro’s show signs of being devoted to Luffy as well, with the second Zoro (the sleepy one) crawling into Luffy’s hammock to nap and only offering Luffy the ability to drink with him, and the first Zoro challenging anyone who so much as looks at his captain in the wrong way and vowing to disembowel all of Luffy’s perceived enemies.

So the straw-hats are exasperated because it’s like dealing with a normal zoro multiplied by three except all the aspects of his personality are exasperated. It also doesn’t take them long to realize Zoro’s devotion to Luffy is a little bit more than just devotion—of course Luffy remains oblivious all the way up until the end of it when Zoro goes back to normal and he’s so horrified about his actions that he blushes all the way down his neck and can’t bare to meet Luffy’s eyes.

Just a super cute fic with three Zoros loving Luffy in their own little way and the straw hats trying their best to handle it.

morning dream 🌿

a train ride to tomorrow…

i'm not immune to the conman

We talk about Zoro being great with kids a lot but let’s never forget the time he told a group of six year olds that he fucking ate Usopp

The thing is all characters are plot devices. All characters are created to tell a story and to progress that story. Within the telling of that story any created character has no agency. They are at the whims of the writer. So saying you dislike a character because they feel like a plot device is kind of redundant. I'm not saying you should like Law. It's perfectly fine to not like him, especially with that point you made about not relating to him. Being able to relate to a character is the biggest reason why most people would like said character.

Hm you're probably right with the plot device aspect so thanks for the insight man (I'm kinda dumb and can't understand how writing works)

I think it's all the baggage that I don't like Law now that I think about it lmao

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