Me when my answer in a Tumblr poll is in the majority: ahhh clearly a woman who knows what is a la mode... Finger on the pulse of society
Me when my answer on a Tumblr poll is in the minority: an uncommon mind... She stands apart from her peers
*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed
i dont mind being trans because hypothetically i could pull my cock out of my pants and throw it hard enough someone’s head it knocks them out and you cant do that with cis penises at least i dont think you can
'there are no real men anymore. men nowadays are all too feminine, they even look and act like women' where are all these feminine men. where. can you pinpoint them on a map for me. please. can you direct me to them. im begging you. please. please please please pl
Never, never tell them. Try and remember that. Never tell anyone anything ever. Never tell anyone anything again.
Ernest Hemingway
my prediction for dci 2025 is cavaliers sweep everything
Muffin Carley?!??? Stoopid drum major!.!.!.
Bluecoats 2015 tuba feature gives me a boner
Like hello?? The guard choreography why are we getting so sensual with the rifles
Between the legs? Shit, now I’m hard
I love shoving my drum majors into bunny costumes