Punny Harry

AU where Sven meets Pidge from his reality aka Altean Alchemist

Day 3: Undying (I was lowkey stupid and mixed up promts for 2 and 3 days so here it is)

These are just too good

Today is a big day….. Happy birthday for Seán or know for everyone as Jacksepticeye!!! Your Polish Fans love you for everything Jack!!! 😙😚😘😄😆✋🎊🎉🎁🎈🎨🍪🎂 @therealjacksepticeye #septicart #septicsam #septiceye #jacksepticeyebirthday #polishsepticart #promarker #birthday #art #polishart

So true

Reblog if you support equal rights because I do 💕

Oh fuck i started crying out of laughter, please find me an inhaler. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That Time You Farted and Everything Turned Out OK.

Summary: After take out you get gassy Word Count: 670-ish Warnings: Farting, food, fun poking

A/N: I started this as a preference almost a year ago but I couldn’t make it work and then I turned it into a drabble and POOF it only took a couple hours to write.

Tags: @manawhaat @aprofoundbondwithdean @mrswhozeewhatsis @kayteonline @fairytale-belle

 It was a normal Wednesday afternoon. The four of you were sitting in the library trying to solve a local case after Sam brought burritos and tacos back for everyone (aside from Cas because it just tasted like molecules) when you felt the first evidence of a fart brewing. You tried your best to stop the inevitable fart that was making it’s way through your intestines for just a few minutes so you could escape the room discreetly without anyone noticing but apparently Dean had a thousand things to say about the spell he’d found and wasn’t planning on shutting up anytime soon…Well, as he was talking your body decided it was time to release the pressure and unfortunately, since you were sitting on the unforgivingly hard library chair, the fart that could have been silent if you’d been standing ended up being LOUD! Like, shake the room loud. You turned redder than Dean’s flannel and immediately looked down at your book. Out of the corner of your eye you could see that Sam went completely still and sat up straighter in his chair, Cas didn’t even seem to notice but of course, Dean was staring at you.

Czytaj dalej

Peter giving Miles the tour around HQ:

Peter: Oh, that’s Loki. [whispers] We call him Mr. Loki!

[Miles and Peter pass by]

Peter: Good morning Mr. Loki!

Loki holding a martini: Hmm, too early Peter. [sips]

Miles: Good Morning Mr. Loki!

Loki: [grumbles] Too early Pet-

Peter & Miles: [waves]

Loki:…[sigh] Is there two of you or did I use too much vodka again?

Another little sparring comic… ❤️❤️❤️ you decide if theyre already dating or not 👀

While eating breakfast…

Mom: *looks over my shoulder to see that I’m reading* I still don’t understand how you can’t help yourself from reading this early in the morning. I understand that books develop the mind, but at 6am?

Me: *shrugging nonchalantly while trying not to look amused at the fact that I am currently reading smut* I mean…

My sister: *eyes me suspiciously*

Me: I guess you could say that I like Lemon with my morning Tea

My sister:*chokes*

Mom:

Me:

Mom: *passes the lemon*

Me:*sips tea with immense satisfaction*

The Adventures of Kuro part: 2 | Voltron Amino

Artist: Theprojectava

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