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Jacek Malczewski - Artist and Chimera (1906)
We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?
Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.
Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”
“What.”
“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”
“I already know how to do that :D”
“WHAT?”
“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”
Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.
“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”
“What.”
“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”
“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”
“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”
Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”
“Go away, Hal.”
“Yeah ok.”
love the batman ships where, batman autistic ass always never notices the other liking him one way or another like (like the other flirting with him, etc) . it just flys over his head i think we should do it more perchance.
I make logan the man I want him to be
Next: mutism
It’s probably involuntary. But I hc that he goes mute during times of great emotional stress, reduced to more grunts and grumbles, like he's used to in the wild.
It leads to his friends thinking he's kind of an ass at the start, because as soon as arguments start he just
Shuts down. In his mind, refusing to make eye contact and looking up (baring his throat) and grunting means he’s letting them win the argument, agreeing with them
Suffice to say, it takes a while before they learn that Logan’s just trying to de-escalate the situation. It takes a few harsh arguments and shouting for it to come to light though
i know that a common aspect people explore in the wolverine comics is like. him holding back from his bloodlust and need for violence. but I create what i want to see in the world:
The base instinct of people is Empathy. Animals have empathy. It was the first sign that we as humans…became human.
So I prefer to explore his innate belief that violence is all he’s capable of. That his hands are cursed, rough, painful. He’s not a good man, but he cares so much. I want people to KNOW how much he cares.
Show the tears, show the self inflicted pain. Show the messy, emotional side to believing your whole life that no one loves you.
They all love what you can do. And you learn to scrape their compliments (their love) off the floor, avoiding the underhanded comments about his idiocy about his bluntness. All so he can pretend, for one moment, that he matters.
I also know that the x men can be dicks sometimes but i wanna redeam them so they get to be standoffish pricks that eventually learn how to be nice and realize that our boy needs therapy and a hug i am. making myself cry it's not late enough for this gd
Hc: Logan headbutts people in appreciation. He’s short, so it doesn’t hurt too bad. Just,
Kurt: good work out there man! *arms open for a hug*
Logan: mm. *bonk*
Kurt:
Logan:
Kurt:…thanks.
Logan: mm.
And then he walks away
Lots of thoughts recently. Everything feels plastic.
I could go on and on about why all that AI "art" is bad. I could mention theft, lack of creativity, it's impact on the work field and environment, but countless people have already said all that. I wanted to touch on something that to me is the most utterly wrong about all of it.
Art is more than just something pretty to look at or listen to. It's therapeutic. It's a form of communication. A tool for human connection. It's a pure, human need.
Support real artists ☀️
Ever notice that there is a weird deification of male friendships in certain segments of fandom? Like people will act as if two men is the purest form of relationship possible (and shipping them romantically or gods forbid sexually dirties the pure bond apparently.).
Meanwhile f/f friendships are either ignored or presented as inherently bitchy/shallow and m/f friendships are usually presented as romantic.
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I am familiar with Western culture, yes.
hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all
Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now
He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something
worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
Boytoy but like he's a boy whom i toy with by cutting him open and studying him like a biology dissection project
Lesbian fujoshi is a position not unlike a cultural attaché and should be considered a protected class
something about lightbulbs just screams "put me in your mouth" it feels so natural. like smoking while pumping gas
"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3
something about lightbulbs just screams "put me in your mouth" it feels so natural. like smoking while pumping gas
the amount of faith it takes to transition and believe it can get better is holier than any church
*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*
Inconceivably cruel hearted to make me exist outside of a warm comfortable bed tbh
This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.
Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??
more men should be on their knees begging desperately. like in general
reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure
i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit
Everything needs to be glass, if it can’t be glass it needs to be ceramic, if it can’t be ceramic it needs to be wood, if it can’t be wood it needs to be stainless steel, if it can’t be stainless steel it needs to be stone, if it can’t be stone it needs to be glass
You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that
This came to me as a vision at 3 am yesterday