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WAY TOO FUCKING TRUE!

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 9/1/23, 11:42:15 AM, it’s that #michael yew takes up too much of my time.

Duck Heaven omg

one of the seven wonders of the demigod world

sat on my school bus rn and I've just had possibly the cutest but most depressing idea ever

what if Lee used to have a habit of collecting ducks?

like, plastic, glass, metal, whatever, just yellow ducks

hats, spots, stripes, accessories, this man has a whole army

and he made a habit of hiding them around cabin seven and the infirmary and when any of his siblings were sad or needed distracting he'd send them to find a specific duck and they'd be searching for the next hour for a fucking yellow and pink polka-dot duck with a tiara

and when he dies, everyone completely forgets about this until Will rummages through a drawer in the infirmary one day and BOOM

cowboy duck✨

and suddenly everyone's finding ducks everywhere, in shoes and drawers and the archery range storage cabinet and that one part of the strawberry fields where Lee and Castor used to hang out and whenever someone missed him they'd all go on a hunt for a duck until they had over a hundred of the fucking things

but still, even years later, after the TOA, Jerry finds a duck with a grapevine hat and a guitar, and Will, Kayla and Austin burst into giggles while he looks at them in confusion

'what? why are you laughing?'

'nothing. nothing at all.'

:D

this might become a weekly thing, just warning you

(and let's be honest, it's probably all gonna be masonyew <3 )

this week's word is...

Find the word in any WIP and share the sentence containing it. Reply, reblog, stick it in the tags, tag us in a new post, or keep it private. All fandoms, all ships, all writers welcome.

Okay- can you imagine au where Michael technically died in a more normal "died for a second but brought back" kinda of way?

Then you get Leo who actually full on brings himself back with non traditional method

And now poor Jake is having a crisis why also having to deal with both his brother and boyfriend who can and will make jokes about their death.

"Man. This almost as bad as the time I died."

"No kidding"

"Guys please we talked about this-"

"Do you ever think about the fact we died in opposite directions? Like you were swept down and I blew up?"

"Wasn't until now. Thanks for that i guess."

"Leo. Why? Just why?"

"Michael. You can't just tell someone to jump off a bridge as a joke."

"I've fell off a bridge before. They'll be fine."

"You died."

"It didn't stick though, did it?"

Alex: ....

Alex: Magnus?

Magnus: Huh?

Alex: Where's the closest deep freezer?

Magnus: ...

Magnus: ...why...?

Alex, grinning maniacally as she/he skips down the hallway: We have a theory to test!

so someone asked me “at what temperature does genderfluid become gendersolid” and that got me thinking

Assuming they were referring to GeNdEr (germanium neodymium erbium) as gender it is technically possible to calculate the temperature needed to become gender solid

Because GeNdEr is a chemical that had not been tested for its freezing point, we are just going to use the number 1162.73333333333 C which is the average of all three freezing points for Ge, Nd, and Er

The ancient egyptians said the soul was composed of the life force, the personality, the identity, and the true name. Im going with Identity (akh) for this so the amount of GeNdEr present would be 10.5 kg (the average amount of water in an adult human x 0.25)

With a weight of 10.5 kg of GeNdEr we know that there is 0.02733371 mols present, which then dividing by 42 gives us 0.0006508

Multiplying this value by the freezing point of GeNdEr at that quantity we get 0.7567099 C as our freezing point depression

In conclusion, a gender fluid person would need to have their internals cooled to -0.7567099 C in order to become gender solid (keep in mind a person dies at 35 C and the average body temperature is 37 C)

PS I know im probably wrong about alot of this but its just a silly lil thing :3

bored and I feel like joining lol

don't normally do chains but here I am 🤷🏻‍♀️

not sure if that's accurate but okay :D

sounds like my bsf ngl

@bowsinhair and anyone else who feels like it! <333

Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.

Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.

hii i hope this doesnt sound weird but i think ur super cool and i love interacting with you !!

omg! that's not weird at all, it's super sweet, tysm! I love interacting with you too, you're such an amazing person <333

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

I love the hair braiding trope, but there is some serious debate about whether it's dwarves who have the hair-braiding customs or elves, so I'm here to settle that once and for all.

Legolas, hoping they just seem friendly and doesn't know dwarves have the same hair customs: Hey Gimli, could I help with your hair?

Gimli, hoping he just seems friendly and doesn't know elves have the same hair customs: Uh, sure!

Aragorn, who knows that hair braiding is romantic for both elves and dwarves: ......... WHat