The Funny Thing Would Probably Be That Even The Ones That Ship It Would Think It's A Troll Because We

Tomura, waking up in the hospital: You’re holding my hand.

Dabi: Yeah, I told them we’re married so that you don’t testify against me in court. Look, I even got you a ring.

Tomura: So you want us to fake being married?

Dabi: No, we’re real married. I forged your signature.

Tomura: …

Dabi: Your heart rate monitor is really going wild there boss.

The League is eating ice cream like after Tomura was stuffed into that tube for his Nomu upgrade. His nerves and brain are still not entirely okay.

Tomura: *blowing on the ice*

Dabi: What the FUK are you doing?

Tomura: I don't know....my brain...food...

Dabi just straight up laughs at him until he gets a brain freeze from eating his too fast. And he complains about it and is basically just creating his own drama show.

Tomura: There there... *shoulder pats with half hand half machine hand*

Dabi: motherfucking ice cream *offended on a personal level*

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

Just thinking about the fact that in a relationship, Tomura and Dabi might think they are both in the more dominant position.

Like Tomura thinks so because Dabi does stuff for him, basic acts of service, like getting him his crutch or helping him sit down by sliding out the chair.

And Dabi thinks he is the more dominant one because Tomura "asks" him to do stuff, basically helping him. That Shigaraki is not "strong"/"capable" enough to do that so his big strong villain has to help him.

Also, what about the fire and heat part? I am actually really curious about that one.

Soo, you have summoned the ancient one?

Anyway, let me start yapping.

First question: What are each of the Naga's favorite food/animal? And how diverse are their diets? Is it like that Tomura eats anything and everything and Dabi is like: I cam only eat 2,75 year old bird of this exact species that died when the sun kisses the mountains in the north. And Tomura is like carbs are carbs as he chews down om something questionable looking.

And where do they hide or what do they do during amd after sheds? Like my own pet snake hides under their water dish and then had a beautiful yellow glow with the usual reflective rainbow stuff. So does like Tomura hide in his cave as he is pissy and blind and has a blue or red glow after? Amd does Dabi have to bring him like damp moss for humidity for an easier shed? And does he held him bathe and clean if he has a bad shed? And I think Dabi would have easier sheds with his smooth scales.

How territorial are they? And do they still have some family bonds? Like does Dabi want to visit his family or does Tonura mourn the loss of his own or do they just not care.

Also what is their stance on fire? Because I know my snake could burn itself and be like mhmmm warm.. oh why does it smell burnt? Idk... who cares. Did that like happen with Dabi and Tomura makes fun of him like he doesn't have small burns on his stomach from sunbathing on boiling rocks?

It’s like my prayers have been answered

First question: Dabi has a very sensitive stomach, he has to be very careful about what he eats. He HAS to have his meats cleaned and well cooked, or else he’ll get sick. Dabi likes lamb and fresh fruit. Makes him very happy whenever presented with a fruit tree.

Shigaraki is feral, he’s not a picky guy. Will chow down on human flesh if hungry enough. Tomura likes wild boar and mice, he finds it specially tasty when he had to fight to get it

Shigaraki does indeed hide during shedding, bro doesn’t like people looking at him. He finds it so humiliating whenever his vision gets cloudy, hisses every time he bumps into something.

Dabi just sees it as a normal process but very cumbersome. Requires some assistance from Shigaraki.

Dabi has no desire to see his family, he’ll get very upset if he even thinks about them intruding on his territory and fucking with his mate/possible hatchlings. He’s chill with Rei and his siblings but it’s on SIGHT for Enji

Shigaraki is very quiet about his family, only mentioning them when needed. He does keep some remnants of their bodies in the den but he’s rarely in that spot.

They are territorial, they loathe it whenever some human or other mythical creature is in their domain. It’s especially bad whenever it’s wintertime/food is possibly scarce or when Shigadabi have entered their mating cycle.

When Reader comes into the mix, it only makes them extra territorial.

(Thanks for this! I’ve been longing to YAP again)