Me: BITCH YOU ARE DEAD! Them: NOT YET HOE! SUCK IT!

If this happens, shame the person who started it. And if you know the person who started it IRL.... yell at them like an angry Mexican mom.... they're scary...

A custom cereal. Duh.

Yesterday was the one year anniversary of my mom being able to quit smoking!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

Me who bought "rise of sphinx" a while back but never finished the third level: .......

Did you know they dropped a SECOND miraculous video game??? I saw even less advertising than rise of sphinx

I heard it takes place while Gabriel is still running amok but somehow they're in their Season 6 suits, so I'll be ignoring it just like I ignored the first one U_U

But please only do it if you are of age to do so and understand politics! Cause I KNOW JACK SHIT BOUT IT! So vote for Trump or Kamala! Whoever you chose!

I know this doesn't apply to everyone but if you were planning on voting in the 2024 US election, this is a reminder to register to vote if you haven't already, if that is something you can do

Me.

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?

Me: *is crying* Demon hunter 1: WHY THE FUCK IS SHE CRYING?! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?! Demon hunter 3:*is panik* Demon hunter 2: I'm too sober for this.... *goes to drink alcohol*

Your father is a demon, and your mother is a human. You were raised by her, and only saw your father a handful of times as a kid. Your mom raised you right. You're by all accounts a pretty good person, which is why it was a shock when demon hunters showed up at your door.

I thought that was a bed since it looks like a comforter.... HOW'D THEY GET IT INTO THEIR ROOM THEN IF IT IS A BED?!

Well it takes a human to kill a human! Let's just hope we know enough facts to scare the Emperor off his throne!!!

You have been Isekai-ed! Isn't that great? Except when you look around you, you see those who summoned you are horrified. Apparently they are the "subhuman" resistance group of Elves, Dwarves, and Beastkins who tried to summon a hero from another world to defeat the evil tyrant human Emperor.

I would honestly hug the kids if they hugged me and would slap anyone who tries to hurt them.

An alien species thinks of humans as no better than animals... which means they've decided Earth is like a wolf sanctuary. They keep vaccinating people, microchipping them, giving them cool bracelets, recording their social relationships, and trying to keep all the alien kids from running up and hugging anyone.