I Thought That Was A Bed Since It Looks Like A Comforter.... HOW'D THEY GET IT INTO THEIR ROOM THEN IF

@ask-the-face-man

HAHAHA HOW WOULD LEO REACT TO SEEING A FIGURINE OF DONNIE LIKE THIS 💀

Please, he would pass out from oxygen deprivation-

Me:... bring it on. Do it and I'll snitch to God and Jesus.

Pov: you're about to be bullied so bad you'll need another 4 years of therapy

". . . Toche. Sorry for the mix up! Uhhhh, you want this free fro-yo coupon I got as a sorry?" "Yes. Yes I do"

"Halt, villain," said the heroine, pointing her sword at the man. "Hold on, I’m no villain," said the man. "Your eyes are pitch black—those aren’t natural," said the heroine. "And yours are bright gold—those aren’t exactly natural either," said the man.

I live in the USA, and we all know that sucks. It CAN be good, but listen up! It still kinda sucks! Good news? I can move to a different country when I grow up, like Canada if they'll have me! Bad news? I still have to pay US taxes...... BECAUSE OF MY CITZENSHIP HERE! Good news? I can forfit it.

After this scene, I started to headcanon that eating hot rocks is something imps do often when upset or trying to comfort someone, and that the internal organs of imps and imp hybrids are fire proof because of this practice, which would help explain a bit why only Fizzarolli's limbs were burnt off and not his head and body

Can we just take a minute to comprehend that Blitz is eating hot rocks so he can cuddle his bf to warm him up for comfort?

heating pad lizard is canon wtf

Technically we are actually stars.

Sometimes I think to myself..

What if I'm just stardust?

Like..Y’know, I could be drifting in space and ending up here! Or not!

*takes the clothes he hands me* "Gramps did you really have to wait that long? I mean I could've killed that thing years ago if you wanted me too" "Well my darling granddaughter, I just liked fooling everyone, so let me have that. Now, you know where the holy water is?"

"Yes Gramps. How much longer do I have before I have to get that demon out of you?" "About half an hour. Not talking for so many years made him a bit lazy, so he has to get ready again to control my body"

Your grandfather has been nonverbal all your life due to a stroke. When you are finally old enough to care for him, after everyone leaves he focuses on you and says “Finally, lets get started”

*holds up frying pan* Easy way or hard way

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

It 1:20 in the morning! :D

whoever reads this I hope you feel whimsical and happy within the next hour

Another boob fact for you!!! If your mom has small boobs but your boobs are large, you got them from your dad. Yup your boob size depends on both parent's boob size if you didn't know.

BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this