After This Scene, I Started To Headcanon That Eating Hot Rocks Is Something Imps Do Often When Upset

Person: "Wait what?" Me: Me like bombs. Me like poison. Me like bombs

"I knew he was afraid of my conquering army, but I didn't think he would be stupid enough to leave you behind." "Oh, no, you quite misunderstand. Your army's already dead."

I feel like it fails and only makes him freak more people out

"I wish I could.... But let me tell you this, not everyone tries to fit into that box. A lot of us are able to grow out of that box, and shove it somewhere else. Making sure, we don't ever fit in it again...."

“You humans confuse me. You try so very hard to be as boring as everybody else, and, when some gifted soul is born that has some small degree of uniqueness to it, you beat and break it until it fits into a dull little box that you can understand. Explain this to me, if you please.”

That depends..... are you gay?

Fellas is it gay to have a framed picture of Giyuu on your desk

Something that ACTUALLY happened at school Me: No ya idiot! Feminism doesn't mean you hate women!! This kid I'll call by his nickname "Tolo" Tolo: I'm not a feminist, I love women! I'm a misogynist! *raises his fist* Me: *noises of anger*

And I fear you

what would you do if there were a post right in front of you

May I ask where you got it??? I have a friend who LOVES FNAF and she would love this! (Kai if you see this, get this.)

sorry for posting so much personal junk lately but this is so cute

When I cry I get red blotches on my face. And also fuck other people, you see how I act in front of our classmates, I don't give a fuck. But just in case, when ever you have to do that, do it with me, that way I can look stupider than you and you can look smarter

Chrome. I'm bored. Rant.

i hate the way tears and snot feel. its so wet and gross and when u try 2 wipe it away it gets everywhere and its so weirdddd!!!!!! and the tears make my eyes all swollen the next day and that's embarrassing cuz like what if they see it and their first impression of me is that im depressed??? and i also h8 my social anxiety its so bad ong. its so bad it goes down 2 the way i pick up and hold my stuff. what if i do something stupid looking and then people think im stupid when im not!!!!!! im mentally healthy

Wait- her neighbor was so unable to mind his own yard, he went to her yard with a leaf blower and blew them away??????

Okay so who's gonna translate that for me?

hfbbbbbbbbbvn ,cmmmmdnsssssssssfkhbduvgtafuyifeouvadjkjbhjgisosvhadh

/neg