A Custom Cereal. Duh.

@chromeeeeeeeeee why is this so true?????????????

My mom: What do you have there.... Me next to a new born dragon that's almost as tall as me: *sipping a smoothie* A smoothie.

Every dragon rider gets a dragon egg to hatch upon their initiation to the guild. When your egg hatched, Your dragon came out a bit… Different.

Will it be canon to the books you write?

If I ever became a famous author, I would write silly fanfiction about my characters and not reveal that it’s me. See if people realize or not lol

And don't bury the treasure you find either. You need it to buy supplies. And have a water purifer, but if you can't find one, get booze. Water can and will go bad, so these things will save you from dehydration

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

@chromeeeeeeeeee Can we like.... do this please?

My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

I'll murder everyone here if I don't get my dog.

You’ve died and have reached the after life. They are giving you the grand tour of heaven. “Any questions before you decide if your staying with us?” You, “yes just one, where’s my dog?” Them, “ahh yes, we have a strict no pets allowed policy.”

Reblogging cause YOU HAVE TO FUCKING REBLOG! NOT REPOST

Based on actual events

I live in the USA, and we all know that sucks. It CAN be good, but listen up! It still kinda sucks! Good news? I can move to a different country when I grow up, like Canada if they'll have me! Bad news? I still have to pay US taxes...... BECAUSE OF MY CITZENSHIP HERE! Good news? I can forfit it.

✨️Ch-Ch✨️

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

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