@chromeeeeeeeeee Can We Like.... Do This Please?

You heard me.

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

"BUT DON'T GIVE MY CHILD A FUCKING DAGGER YOU DUMB FUCK!"

“Why are you giving my newborn baby a dagger?!” “Well they’re a choosen one, which means that I’m destined to be killed by them; but honestly I’ve been waiting centuries for them to be born and I just want to get it over with.”

Me:"It's just a prank? Well so is this bitch"

Ain’t it funny? We find a way to finally, actually hurt eldritch monstrosities, and suddenly they’re all like “It was just a test” “It’s just a prank bro” “We were just testing you”. How convenient.

The daughter in question: MURDER!!!! (she's having tea with dolls and is 15.... is she trying to poison one of them? Yes? No?)

“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

“Her training will protect her.”

“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”

Am I that friend????? Cause I forced you to help me flesh out some of my OCs. But you actually had fun so win-win

thinkng abt me nd my friends ocs

Okay so I was on Youtube and..... What am I looking at people?!

Me: Good luck bitch! Genin: WHY ARE YOU IN PAIN?! Me: PERIOD CRAMPS BITCH!

The genie only has to grant you one more wish before finally gaining his freedom from the lamp. Tired of your everyday life, you wish for the genie to replace you and live your life for a whole year, while you go on vacation. “Oh okay, how bad could that be?”, the genie thought to himself.

Hey Chrome, let's do this

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat

... were you talking to me or him? Cause if you were talking to him... I FIXED THE PROBLEM!

The hero busts through the door and says “I have come to end your reign of terror!” Just as you put a dagger through the emperor’s heart.