Someone: What's You're Power? Me: I Lose All Common Sense At Random Times.... Someone Else: Oh Shit!

Me: Okay, so from what I can tell, you just acted on your intrusive thoughts? Other me: Pretty much. We're the same except for all the laws I broke.

Your are your normal, boring self. Today, however, you’ve been abducted by the government to interrogate a super villain from another dimension - Yourself!

Siblings lifts banishment when they become the ruler, and tells them "You like your peaceful life, I know that, but.... CAN YOU PLEASE SCARE AWAY ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! THEY KEEP ON TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY KINGDOM AND THEY WANT TO PUT MORE TAXES ON THE COMMON FOLK!"

Despite being cursed into a monster and being banished by your royal parents, you were happy with your life. Your home was peaceful. You always had enough to eat. You even had friends despite your appearance, so yeah your life was great. Your non-cursed sibling's life, on the other hand

Rebloging because people like that make me want to give them a slow painful death with my own hands. I also hate how cute the colors look because gross people shouldn't have those cute colors

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

OH GREAT RABBIT! TELL US! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO!!!

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

What about characters who think, "Would I mind killing? Seems like fun. Just stabbing someone. But I probably wouldn't handle the guilt..... but could I?" . . . Yes these are my intrusive thoughts and I need someone to tell me if having these are normal or not.... and also what about characters like that cause that kinda would be fire

Love it when characters are like "even at the cost of my life I choose not to kill because that's not my role in this world or what I want to represent"

Hate it when characters are like "if you have to kill a bad guy who actively has evil intent in order to save his victims that makes you just as bad as him :)"

This is so fucking true.

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . . Hold up. This is a good question... let me ask my friend @chromeeeeeeeeee

DOES KINETIC SAND HAVE MORE FLAVOR THAN REGULAR SAND?! ASKING FOR A TURTLE'S BROTHER!

"Do you think kinetic sand has more flavor than regular sand? Asking for a brother."

He's the apprentice of the current God of Death. Sooooo.... he's been practicing

But I don't have that many knives a home.... What do I do?

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

". . . YOU'RE WELCOME!" *runs to the right church*

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.