". . . YOU'RE WELCOME!" *runs To The Right Church*

I wanna read 'em!

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

It's never enough.... ADD MORE PEOPLE!!!!

shoutout to my homegirl Almond Milk

I just wanna meet Mikey. There's a reason he's my favorite. (here's a hint, I kin him)

Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell

It's a recipe for cookies, They're hungry and need to eat food or else they'll eat something they shouldn't.

For reasons unknown, an immortal beast has been dropping off random trinkets at your ancestral home for generations. They’re all kept in storage; nobody dares throw them away. Today instead of a trinket, the beast leaves a note with instructions on it.

Me: I honestly have no idea who yo- OMG! LOOK AT HOW BIG THAT GUN IS!!!! Villain: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! Me: Bitch I have ADHD!

“Do you have any idea who you are talking to?”, the villain asked you. Since you have never seen them before and just stumbled into their lair on accident you choose to answer truthfully.

And in some states it's illegal to take a picture of someone without their consent

Me: DON'T FUCK WITH MY CHILD BITCHES!!!! *throws bombs at everyone in the fight while the child is on my back laughing like a crazy person*

You we’re once a well respected and feared villain, that is until you had a child. However, they’ve been caught in the crossfire of a hero fight. Now, you’ll show them why you were so feared.

HOW????

I'm not gonna sugar coat it!!!!!

you're very beautiful.

and yeah,

you're gonna have to deal with that for the rest of your life

"No duh! I'm Deadpool"

-Deadpool prob- "HEY PERSON WRITING THIS! I CAN SEE YOU! NICE TOP!" DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN AFFORD A REPAIRMAN!!!

“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“

My brain is so fucking confused...

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...