Me: Yeah Fuck That. I'M TRAUMATIZED AS FUCK SO I QUIT!!!

I give you one dollar for him. I don't mind glitter. I need this derpy little baby

🔫How many plushies u got, mate

too many but i love them all the same...mostly...

THANK YOU!!!!

A custom cereal. Duh.

Me when I saw a butch woman:

T0T and I don't want to watch the anime Bleach, give me something else

So I just had to block something. I think it was a bot account. I reported it because it was something sexual. Yeah. Why is this allowed on tumblr???? I know people make horny posts about ocs and characters, I'm not judging that, but What I'm judging is literally posting a picture of your naked ass boobs on tumblr. I looked at my notfications and when I saw the profile picture, I clicked on the blog so that I could block it. I ask anyone who sees those kinds of blogs to block and report them.

Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat

Another boob fact for you!!! If your mom has small boobs but your boobs are large, you got them from your dad. Yup your boob size depends on both parent's boob size if you didn't know.

BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this

. . . Hold up. This is a good question... let me ask my friend @chromeeeeeeeeee

DOES KINETIC SAND HAVE MORE FLAVOR THAN REGULAR SAND?! ASKING FOR A TURTLE'S BROTHER!

"Do you think kinetic sand has more flavor than regular sand? Asking for a brother."

Yesterday was the one year anniversary of my mom being able to quit smoking!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

". . . You need to do better make-up" "Bitch! You need to hide your chest or else it'll be clear you're a lady!" *they help each other hide and the guy's gay while the girl's a lesbian :3*

A princess who is going to be in an arranged marriage runs away. She cuts her hair and pretends to be a man. However, she runs into the prince who was going to get married to her. He also ran away, and he is pretending to be a woman. They instantly recognize each other.