Girl Why Are You Awake?! It's Past Midnight!

People didn't like Phantom Pups????? I watched it only once but it was nice.

working with troubled youth has exposed me to depraved media beyond my comprehension

Hello, this is my favorite word "pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolanoconiosis"

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

The second longest word in the English dictionary

SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE FOR NO REASON

OTHER THAN TO MAKE PEOPLE HATE THIS WORD FOR ITS POPULARITY

Why?

𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎

Not compared to the life spans elves have in "Keeper of the Lost Cities" they aren't

if you're 30 then you are NOT old. I cannot stress this enough. you're probably less than a third of the way through life. life is long as fuck you have so much time here

Me: If I join the hunt can I 1. Adopt as many kids as I want? and 2. shoot Zeus in the balls whenever he tries to make a move on me or the other girls Artemis: Yes. Me: *calling my mom* Hey mom! I'm not going to ever get married but I will adopt a bunch of kids!

Saying you dedicate your hunts to the Goddess Artemis started as a weird private joke to yourself. You never thought it would result in the actual goddess visiting you and asking to teach her how to hunt with a rifle.

First day of march :3

"Bitch all I'm trying to do is assaininate someone!!!"

“…If all else fails, claim you’re a time traveler and that you’re trying to stop a disaster or something. It’s not exactly a sure bet, but there’s enough people out there who will let you do anything if they think it’s to save the future. Hell, if you’re convincing enough they’ll help you.”

I know a lot of dumbasses. You need to be specific.

As the Dark Lord is slain, his power escapes his body and finds a new host… in the dumbest person you know.

Me: I'll get the contract ready...

You’re a demon. One day, you’re summoned into a living room, and an exhausted woman quickly rambles about needing to get to work and being unable to find a sitter before flying out the door. Now, you stand in your summoning circle, a toddler staring wide eyed at you.

"My mom says we shouldn't wish for stuff, so what's the point really. Best to do things yourself! And yes I know I could wish for world peace but we don't know how long it'll last, and there are million other things I could wish for to help human kind, but we all need to work on our issues ourselves"

"I, the genie, offer you three wishes-" "I wish for you to be free." "You can onl- wait, what?"