Can I Have Your Art Skills Please?

*intense thinking* you... could be the god mother if you want! Come over anytime! And you can choose the middle name! And teach the child magic!

“You should be aware that casting this spell will legally require me to take your firstborn child” said the Witch, “but the meaning of ‘take’ was never defined, so I imagine we can figure out a loophole or two that’d work for you.”

I'm guessing the questions are... "HOW?!" and "WHY???"

TBH same. I'd bawl my eyes out and even manipulate them afterwards. Or I'd kick them out of my house since it's legally mine.

Me talking sh*t about ML characters part 2

Also, if I was in her situation I would have had at least five anxiety attacks just in one day. Like c’mon are you really telling me that a 18yo orphan girl with a long life to live, which probably has plans for the future, goes to the mansion her parents left her and IN THE FIRST DAY she dies and now she’s fucking forced to be attached to someone that she doesn’t even know AND THE CRAZIEST THING SHE DOES IS TRY TO SCAPE????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

IF I WAS HER I WOULD GO FUCKING WILD ON ALL THE VAMPIRES and I would cry rlly hard cuz I wouldn’t be able to do anything, the life I had planned, the things I wanted to do… IT’S ALL GONE CUZ SOME STUPID VAMPIRES STOLE MY FUCKING HOUSEADBUWEDFBEJHWKBD

"NO! YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND! THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! I CAN'T STAND THEM!"

You are a supervillain, and everyone was surprised when you declared another supervillain to be your arch nemesis instead of one of the heroes who constantly thwart your plans.

My mom: AND WHY DID THIS THING APPEAR???? Beelzebub: I was summoned by name, and this bitch eats enough to probably be related to me in some way

When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

Me: *sees them with blood* Beasty #1: You taught us well! Me: I JUST READ YOU A MURDER MYSTERY! I DIDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING?! WHY DO YOU HAVE THE BODY WITH YOU???

You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

Look at Felix! HA!

hey its dead i think

As a bisexual, I hope it's a hot princess

As a princess, you've been kidnapped by all manner of people; dragons, wizards, other kings—it's just part of the job description. But never before have you been kidnapped by... another princess?

You Chrome! Your wife!! (I think... that is him right?)

And I fear you

what would you do if there were a post right in front of you