*intense Thinking* You... Could Be The God Mother If You Want! Come Over Anytime! And You Can Choose

Another hero: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ENGAGED TO A VILLAIN?!?!?! Me: 1. they're hot. 2. We're both ADHD 3. Their rambles are way too cute. How could I not marry them?

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.

No. The village matchmaker knows and helps make little dates

Every so often, the local baker must bake something and personally deliver it to the monster in the woods, and in exchange the monster leaves the village alone. What no one knows is, the monster actually has a huge crush on the baker and needs an excuse to see them.

Okay so I was on Youtube and..... What am I looking at people?!

Me: I DIDN'T DO IT..... I THINK!

The hero, normally jovial and humorous in their interactions, steps into a watering hole for villains, shaking with rage, tears running down their face, and with as much patience and calm as they can muster, simply asks "Who did it?"

Alien: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BREATH IT?! Human:*having Oxygen in their suit* BECAUSE WE BREATH IT! Alien 2: ARE YOU SAYING YOUR ENTIRE PLANET HAS OXYGEN?!

Human: YES!!!!!

Due to Oxygen being one of if not the rarest gasses in the universe, it has been classified as highly illegal to own. When humans step up onto the galactic stage, the galactic council freaks out.

Me behind you: Do your tasks or else I'm having fish for dinner.

guys I've been assigned two tasks at once ,please pray for me

Guess what Fish! I'm in Mexico and almost got scammed!

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:3

bleeeeh -w-

y'know?

My mom: AND WHY DID THIS THING APPEAR???? Beelzebub: I was summoned by name, and this bitch eats enough to probably be related to me in some way

When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

Sorry but imma need an explaination to what's going on right now...

Ok so the website only is for the Spanish church, so that's no help. But this guy is acting like this and his own kid is a therian. Please leave her alone, she's a sweet kid, he just needs to wake up and he's actually looking for information in his post. He actually works where I used to work, you can figure that out pretty easily, I think he'll be at work today actually. Please just talk to him. He won't hear me and I'm actually the praise leader at the church, but I'm apolitical and haven't watched TV in over a year. I'm just tired no one holds him accountable. It's a toy store, so they'd probably appreciate a lot of business today, they have cool stuff but as you'll see the vibe is off. So have fun shopping! Remember, nonviolence is very important to me. I seek for people to be educated, talked to, and for their bad behavior to make them uncomfortable enough that they might change. Also he needs Facebook friends, he's literally asking for people to explain it to him.

Okay but Maria looks so cute in this art style. Like...... LOOK AT HER!!!!!

The cutest 🦔🌼