Latest Posts by mikachuchan - Page 4

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one

Me: *is currently ranting about dead bodies even those I first started to talk about pokemon* Alien: "Her train of thought is impossible to keep track of..... WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL SOMEONE?!"

The psychic races of the galaxy thought humans would be easy prey. That is, until they abducted you, an unmedicated ADHD college student.

REBLOG IF YOU WANT PETA TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!

All my homies hate PETA.

*singing* "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!! OOO!!!!"

You are a Class E hero. You show up to fight your Class E villain; as scheduled. Terror hits you as you see the a Class A supervillain standing there.

He's the apprentice of the current God of Death. Sooooo.... he's been practicing

HOLY SHET!!! IT'S A DUCKING PAINTING!!!

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

@chromeeeeeeeeee why is this so true?????????????

"NO! YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND! THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! I CAN'T STAND THEM!"

You are a supervillain, and everyone was surprised when you declared another supervillain to be your arch nemesis instead of one of the heroes who constantly thwart your plans.

Someone pay for her therapy. I believe she needs it

just realized i didn't put my wrapped here. erm im showing off

". . . YOU'RE WELCOME!" *runs to the right church*

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

My mom supports Trump (I kinda do too but I'm not 100% into politics) and we're Mexican and when I saw these posts, I laughed. I fucking laughed. Shows how leftists are at times. My mom has a thermos with "leftist tears" written on it. I'm not saying all leftists are bad, there are bad people in the right as well, but this is so fucking fun too see that many more republicans. I live in a leftist city so it's rare for me to see republicans.

I have no fucking clue how screwed am I. Look at it.

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

Oh dear god Chrome..... I swear for chrismas I'm getting you something so that you don't end up cutting of blood cerculation from your arm with all those bracelets

kandi life

My favorite part is you calling him Motherless. And also to annoy my friend.... @chromeeeeeeeeee

the late 90s to mid 2000s boom in the french pop music industry was fueled entirely by lab grown cool teen humonculouses

I hear about them alot thanks to Chrome here. Even I do talk about characters that much I think

Do you know this baby?

comment: gender. i fucking wish i didnt think about them so much im serious

"Roomie, why are you threatening me? I do you're fucking laundry because you can't do it for the life of you. Ge the gun out of my face or else you'll somehow explode your clothes when they're in the dryer"

Today you just found out your roommate with strange hobbies, like knowing how to pick a lock, knows how every puzzle and cipher by heart, or how to commit tax fraud, and so many other things, wasn't a guy with ADHD, he was an ex-assassin and now you have a gun pointed at your face

I just mash the buttons and somehow won against my cousin who knew the game better than I did

Why did you even stomp on your phone in the first place?!

stomping on my phone like a cigarette

Hey Chrome! My family's thinking about getting a cat! I'm going to be taking care of it full time but I get to pick the name with my mom's okay! I'm naming her Jolteon since I'm a pokemon fan and her nickname will be Jolte!

My allergies will be active 24/7 but I don't give a fuck!

my cat slept on my tamari hoodie......

Okay the second one sounds like the golden child is sick of their sibling not getting the attention they deserve. Like. You have any idea how good of a story that could be?

WRITING PROMPTS - Shadow

Children who can control shadows tend to find peace in the darkness.

"I'm sick of her living in my shadow!"

A beast made of shadows wants to be loved, but, instead, everybody fears him.

"I watched you every night."

Monsters hide in shadows, ready to replace children who choose not to use night-lights as shields.

"I'm not afraid of you, shadow-man!"

Shadows are safer than the light.

"What lurks in the shadows?"

My cousins didn't come over today but I probably am the gay cousin since I'm bisexual.

if you don't have a gay cousin at your thanksgiving, I am your gay cousin for today. I'm wearing a croptop and I'm excited about cranberry sauce

I lowkey wanna dress this way.

SCENE HANAKO!!! (don't ask how I came up with this)

OMG!! I NEED TO SEE HOW THE OTHERS LOOK! MOSTLY THE TWINS!!!!

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

The cross-over I never knew I needed

They

Smurf. *hands you a white smurf hat along with red smurf pants and shoes*

PUT THE BLUE PAINT DOWWNN..

"This is literally me, you're telling me not to eat blue and this is who you're talking to."

@chromeeeeeeeeee

LOOK AT THIS! XD

Most-used word in each US state.

Damn. That was quick I only reblogged that a minute ago... sorry I yap a lot...

also i forgot to say this earlier but you aren't allowed to follow me if you didn't vote for kamala harris. i literally don't like you get out.

Sorry, don't mean to be rude, so please hear me out, I also didn't vote so do with that info as you wish. While they can keep quiet so they can still see your things, I don't think it's really that big of a deal if someone voted from Trump, so did most of the country. I know I'm risking getting blocked by someone, but why do you care so much about people's political opinions? I know you saw a lot of good things from Kamala, and that's good, but not everyone saw them or agreed with them, including me. I support trans rights quiet a bit, but giving minors thing to change their bodies that aren't even fully developed is a little mess up. Once they're devoloped, then chop off those tits, but I still warn for chopping off your dick, you'll get infections. And I'm not asking for an exception, I'm just saying look at different facts as well. And I'd love to hear what you think of Kamala and Trump personally. I want to hear different opinions. Thank you! I'm probably going to get blocked but if you read this far thank you!! And sorry if I sounded rude!

also i forgot to say this earlier but you aren't allowed to follow me if you didn't vote for kamala harris. i literally don't like you get out.

Okay so who's gonna translate that for me?

hfbbbbbbbbbvn ,cmmmmdnsssssssssfkhbduvgtafuyifeouvadjkjbhjgisosvhadh

/neg

I started wheezing!!! XD

HAHAHA HOW WOULD LEO REACT TO SEEING A FIGURINE OF DONNIE LIKE THIS 💀

Please, he would pass out from oxygen deprivation-