The princess who's a bade cook: "I would offer the muffins I made but....." *shows something that looks like if toxic waste and diarriha had a baby* . . . I don't think these are safe to eat, like, at all
"….Okay, are any of the dishes not poisoned?! Is there anyone at this feast who did not poison anything?!"
I'll go grab the butter You:"Butter????" Yeah we're going to have to make her slippery so that she can escape
If lila still target marinette in the changeling au; how bad of a day will our local faes give her if the "ladybug episode " frame job still happens?
first thing's first, they have to untangle Adrien off of her first
And incase you don't believe this, Tchaikocsky got married to a lady, but he abandoned her weeks after the wedding. Dick move but also a gay one. Still a dick move my dude.
do u ever get emotional about the fact that tchaikovsky, a gay man, wrote his Romeo and Juliet overture for his brother and his brother’s gay lover bc I sure as hell do
Okay, when creating OCs, I just picture myself in their world, weather it's an OC for main media thing, or just a silly little OC, I just base it off myself first. Then I change things about that OC and make it's lore. That way they probably can have some of your flaws to make them feel a bit more fleshed out. Or just bounce ideas off of a friend
Yall ever just?
Reblogging cause why not
Only day you can reblog this
It's the brand. This one is a "Lifesavers" I think. They do have holes in them usually but I can't clearly read the name
My mint at church tonight doesn't have a hole
Can I cook the shoe for you if it doesn't win?
apparently there's a sonic ship showdown on tw*tter rn, and I'll eat my left shoe if sonadow doesn't win
I need to adopt these three ASAP! AND YES DUSUU WILL BE ADOPTED AS MY LEGAL CHILD AS WELL!!!!
Metaphor
I'm just hoping Stella gets her ass beaten so badly, that the fandom feels like they punched her
This is the first time we've EVER seen Stella wearing anything less than a full ballgown. Also, note the fact that she and her brother are both still wearing their crowns, even while doing an at-home spa-day thing.
Now, regarding the staff-- Three of these people worked for Stolas & Stella.
The forth imp present is from Andrealphus's staff.
They've all had their uniforms updated to suite Andrealphus's recent rise to power. And they're all looking VERY STRESSED, right now!
We've talked before about how Stolas's treatment of his staff... could be better.
We've also talked about how Stolas most likely did his best to moderate Stella's temper-- either through appeasement, or through making himself her main target, or both-- mostly for the sake of protecting Octavia.
But now, the ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD has to deal with Stella and Andrealphus encouraging and escalating each other's problematic tendancies, without Stolas there to act as a buffer.
Seriously, the way the Butler's eyes are darting around, the look on his face-- I'm not sure we've EVER seen him this stressed before! Even when his Boss was having a very loud emotional crisis and hiding in the FRIDGE, he wasn't this stressed out!
Done with the melodramatic royal bullshit making a mess, but not that legit scared for his life kinda stressed!
Now let's remember, these people have had a front-row seat for everything going on with their employers-- Stolas & Stella's trashfire marriage. Stella's extremely open disdain for her (now-EX) husband. Stolas's affair, and how it escalated from a monthly booty-call, to the current situation...
Also. I want to mention the fact that Stolas's ongoing attempts to reach Octavia throughout the month are the only proof she has that he's still alive, after having been banished & left with only the clothes on his back.
Again. The nobility only know that Stolas is still alive because Stella won't stop gossiping about his hilarious attempts to call & talk to his daughter.
I'm hoping that we get to see some stuff from the perspective of the Imp Staff at the Palace. If not in canon, then in fanfic. Because they know ALL the gossip, and I'm very curious about what the situation looks like-- what BLITZ looks like-- from their point of view.
SO THAT'S WHERE MY WISH FOR A WHITE CHRISMAS WENT TO?! I MEAN'T IN MY CITY!!!
Rebloging because people like that make me want to give them a slow painful death with my own hands. I also hate how cute the colors look because gross people shouldn't have those cute colors
I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.
I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -
For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.
Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this
I feel like it fails and only makes him freak more people out
A custom cereal. Duh.
I need these for the day of the dead
This goes for ROTTMNT and the 2012 version. I feel it in my bones
Casey Jr: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
April, watching Mikey screaming, Donnie trying to set a sleeping Leo on fire, and Raph choking on air: I don't know either.
Saw the Wicked Movie for the first time today. It was awesome but I hate how it was just part one. Good thing I saw a musical a few years ago so I know how it ends! The movie theater I went to had chair the reclined. And barely any one was in the theater. Loved it 10/10
"No?" ". . . IT'S FIRE MAGIC!! YOU DUMB B-"
The Elf looks down to the lone human mage "You stand trial for warcrimes. Explain how you did it with just fire Magic" he said dismissively. "Well. Have you ever thought how and why fire burns?"
Me.
i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape
any grapes out there looking to start some shit?
@chromeeeeeeeeee
They add to his design and I love them!!!
I gave Rise!Raph markings. That's the whole post. I know this has been done before and I'm not original, oh well lol
Okay but Maria looks so cute in this art style. Like...... LOOK AT HER!!!!!
The cutest 🦔🌼
@chromeeeeeeeeee Can we like.... do this please?
My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.
We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.
We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.
We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.
We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.
Can anyone translate that last picture please? I don't speak spanish that well so I have no idea what it says
Siblings lifts banishment when they become the ruler, and tells them "You like your peaceful life, I know that, but.... CAN YOU PLEASE SCARE AWAY ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! THEY KEEP ON TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY KINGDOM AND THEY WANT TO PUT MORE TAXES ON THE COMMON FOLK!"
Despite being cursed into a monster and being banished by your royal parents, you were happy with your life. Your home was peaceful. You always had enough to eat. You even had friends despite your appearance, so yeah your life was great. Your non-cursed sibling's life, on the other hand
Just send them dumb memes and memes that you know they'll love.
After this scene, I started to headcanon that eating hot rocks is something imps do often when upset or trying to comfort someone, and that the internal organs of imps and imp hybrids are fire proof because of this practice, which would help explain a bit why only Fizzarolli's limbs were burnt off and not his head and body
Can we just take a minute to comprehend that Blitz is eating hot rocks so he can cuddle his bf to warm him up for comfort?
heating pad lizard is canon wtf
". . . Well that's kinda a dumb rule" "I KNOW RIGHT?!" "So.... can I still come cause like..... I've watched a lot of cartoons as a kid so I wanna whack someone with a mallet. It's actually on my bucket list of questionable things I wanna do." "Your what now?"
You were summoned to a fantasy world. As you are eager to begin your new life as the hero, the summoner explains: "Actually, our party already has one. In fact, you're only here because we need a human member in order for us to be officially recognized as a hero's party."
"I was living.... ON THE GOD DAMN STREETS AND I AM CLEARLY SKIN AND BONES!!!!" "That doesn't prove anything" ". . . ARE YOU DUMB?!"
[Writing Prompt) You were screwed over by a genie when you wished for wealth and money. Now, you stand against a magical court trying to prove your case that your wish was not caused by greed, but by necessity
A resturant near where I live has Bob Roth on one TV all the time. I love watching him paint while eatting my pizza
@chromeeeeeeeeee cause you like Hatsune Miku and I love this show so there
Umm… I am sleep deprived
~Miku, Miku, ooo weee oooh~