Latest Posts by mikachuchan - Page 2
I love how none of us are still over the fact that Emmet is probably going crazy trying to find his brother
My extremely unrealistic hope for Legends ZA
Bro I saw this on pinterest a while back and the gifs I see on tumblr make this SO much better! It makes it a lil' sillies
So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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I move the smol baby to my bed and tuck them in, letting them sleep
Early one morning, you start your normal routine of making coffee, but when you pull your favorite coffee mug from the cupboard, you find a very small dragon curled up in the bottom, sleeping contentedly.
As a bisexual, I hope it's a hot princess
As a princess, you've been kidnapped by all manner of people; dragons, wizards, other kings—it's just part of the job description. But never before have you been kidnapped by... another princess?
Me: *is chasing the Joker while dressed up as a Robin while holding Harely's hammer* GET OVER HERE YOU UNFUNNY CLOWN!!!!
Batman: *is mentally counting how many kids he has and where they are at right now* Joker: *is running from a teenager with a hammer* Harely: YOU'RE DOING GREAT KIDDO!!!
Three years ago, a clown killed your family on your birthday. Now, every year on that clown’s birthday, you ruin his day. Batman has no idea why, but for the whole mission, the Joker’s plan has been malfunctioning.
First day of march :3
Jokes on them, I'm not prepared to chase after them. But I'm going to!!
All your preparations are always for nothing. You prep for a test, it's canceled the next day. You make lunch, everyone's already eaten. You dress for a night out, the club's closed that day. You hire a private investigator to find out why.
"My mom says we shouldn't wish for stuff, so what's the point really. Best to do things yourself! And yes I know I could wish for world peace but we don't know how long it'll last, and there are million other things I could wish for to help human kind, but we all need to work on our issues ourselves"
"I, the genie, offer you three wishes-" "I wish for you to be free." "You can onl- wait, what?"
New villain: "All you can do is create support items!!" Me: "From my imagination!" New villain: "Still, just support items you fool!" Me: *creates a a gun* Bang bang bitch
You pretend to be a small-time villain. At most, you annoy the local supers, but your crimes never hurt anyone. To you it's all good fun. Things change when a truly sadistic supervillain invades your turf and murders a few of the supers. No one has seen the extent of your true powers until now.
Like to charge, reblog to cast
". . . You need to do better make-up" "Bitch! You need to hide your chest or else it'll be clear you're a lady!" *they help each other hide and the guy's gay while the girl's a lesbian :3*
A princess who is going to be in an arranged marriage runs away. She cuts her hair and pretends to be a man. However, she runs into the prince who was going to get married to her. He also ran away, and he is pretending to be a woman. They instantly recognize each other.
Bro I need someone like this for my talkative ass.
Hi Bob.
God give me good fortune.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
Damn, I really am the last one in the loop. And no the pun wasn't intended but I'm keeping it
Apparently, you are living in a time loop. Also apparently, you are the only person on Earth who DOESN'T remember the previous iterations. This is the first time you've experienced today; the rest of humanity has been stuck reliving today for years now.
I feel bad for her. Cause subways are usually loud, and she's hungover.
THANK YOU!!!!
I thank you. And I decided to check this out before I headed to be so good night! And make sure B00ty boy goes to sleep!
You're not the only one with insomnia, right?
Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥
Turbo, it's past midnight where I am. I'm still awake. I need to sleep
You're not the only one with insomnia, right?
Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥
*holds up frying pan* Easy way or hard way
You're not the only one with insomnia, right?
Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥
You need to sleep too b00ty boy! Now go to be or else I'll use the power of god and anime!
You're not the only one with insomnia, right?
Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥
*Whacks the both of you out with a frying pan Rapunzel style* Sleep.
You're not the only one with insomnia, right?
Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥
I understand that bit, but what I don't understand is where you got the passum.
gently bap your passum
OH GREAT RABBIT! TELL US! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO!!!
sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.
This is me for real
I love this way too much! LONG LIVE TUMBLR BEING UNHINGED!!
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He framed you for his crime
Tommy neglected to inform me about the body
I'm half Mexican, and for me, that food is tacos. Now since I'm also half-white, and a semi-picky eater, I only like chicken or steak tacos mostly.
What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.
". . . THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO BILL!!!!" "Well Sixer, how was I supposed to know that!!!" I thought of Gravity falls and I need to know why that copy machine is like that
"I've fixed that malfunctioning copying machine." "The copying machine was broken?" "Of course it was, it did not even create identical copies of objects until now, how anyone could call it a copying machine before, I do not understand."