I Thank You. And I Decided To Check This Out Before I Headed To Be So Good Night! And Make Sure B00ty

Me: HERO! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME!!!! NO TRUE HERO HAS A DOG AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!! The public that supports the hero: *gasp*

You are a super villain and for your latest diabolical scheme, you’ve kidnapped the hero’s dog to lure them into a trap. Except it turns out the “hero” doesn’t care about the dog. You take offense to this.

Derpy face Tamari

evil(?) tamari

C=

*singing* "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!! OOO!!!!"

You are a Class E hero. You show up to fight your Class E villain; as scheduled. Terror hits you as you see the a Class A supervillain standing there.

If I saw that at night I'd start praying to God ASAP. Or throw something at it.

Not compared to the life spans elves have in "Keeper of the Lost Cities" they aren't

if you're 30 then you are NOT old. I cannot stress this enough. you're probably less than a third of the way through life. life is long as fuck you have so much time here

GLITTER ALL THE WAY!!! Sparkles make everything better!

Have you yet made a design for Chloe if she was a holder of the peacock miraculous, whether she uses it for good and for evil?

Well…. I have now >:)

I have one with glitter and one without. Which do you guys prefer?

Wait! So I don't get laid?! That's not gonna work for me! . . . Oh! I married an Asexual. I don't have to have sex. (this is meant as a joke and also HAPPY PRIDE TO MY LOVELY ACE PEOPLE!)

Writing Prompt: A mysterious book appears on your doorstep. Every time you open it, a different story from your future is revealed. You might make discoveries, have to face decisions, and even learn how parts of your future affect your present actions.

My mom supports Trump (I kinda do too but I'm not 100% into politics) and we're Mexican and when I saw these posts, I laughed. I fucking laughed. Shows how leftists are at times. My mom has a thermos with "leftist tears" written on it. I'm not saying all leftists are bad, there are bad people in the right as well, but this is so fucking fun too see that many more republicans. I live in a leftist city so it's rare for me to see republicans.

I feel like it fails and only makes him freak more people out

Wife: STOP SLOBERING ON THE DAMN COUCH! Me: MAKE ME! *puts daughter on back and I run away, both of us laughing* Wife: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

Slowly turning into a werewolf after being bitten by one, you were terrified of losing your mind, and hurting your wife or daughter. Turns out, there wasn’t any need for worry, since wolves are extremely loyal to their mate and their children. Life changes in unexpected but fun ways.