Turbo, It's Past Midnight Where I Am. I'm Still Awake. I Need To Sleep

I don't get it. I'm that dumb.

Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell

". . . YOU'RE WELCOME!" *runs to the right church*

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

My mom supports Trump (I kinda do too but I'm not 100% into politics) and we're Mexican and when I saw these posts, I laughed. I fucking laughed. Shows how leftists are at times. My mom has a thermos with "leftist tears" written on it. I'm not saying all leftists are bad, there are bad people in the right as well, but this is so fucking fun too see that many more republicans. I live in a leftist city so it's rare for me to see republicans.

Not a big writer but I do have some things I need to put down! I'll be your friend!

um. any writers wanna be mutuals 👉👈 my dash is kinda dry and i want friends

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat

SLAMS IT EVEN HARDER!!!

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

Genderbent!Me:.... HOW?! WHERE?! WHY?????

“Look daddy I found one!” You told your daughter to go look for a unicorn to keep her busy while you set up the tent, you didn’t expect her to succeed.

Why did you even stomp on your phone in the first place?!

stomping on my phone like a cigarette

It'd also be funny if she did own his soul but was like "Just do what you like" and then they became good friends

had a revelation and needed to draw it