I Like Ur Shoelaces

i wish i was lying when i said i genuinely think about this every single day and laugh my ass off every single time

My 70 year old aunt wanted me to make her a psa (more like a death threat) on social media about someone (more than likely something) stealing her blueberries this is only really effective if you live in bum fuck Tennessee but she wanted me to quote her on this “ to who ever is taking my blackberries and blueberries let me warn you that you don’t know which night I’ll be out there with Henry (her rifle) or maybe rouger (her pistol) and I will catch you or my daisy will (her hunting dog)” anyways how has your guys day been

No you’re right it’s so true he’s not dead I swear John told me in my dream he whispered to me he said “Adam is my apprentice this is canon tell the tumblr girlies”

What do you really think about it?

Personally, I think he's still alive.

When Amanda tried to suffocate him, she was nervous/panicked and she didn't held the plastic wrap long enough to actually suffocate him.

Plus, the wound and position of the chain and head of the dead body doesn't match Adam's.

Furthermore, the state of decomposition of the bodies does not match (in Saw II we can see the bodies of Zep and Adam and the state of decomposition of Adam's body is more advanced than Zep's, which makes no sense because Zep died earlier).

I also think he could be an apprentice (the one who took photos like this one):

But that's just a headcanon of mine.

Why are we talking about Dean Worcestershire sauce being baby girl when we have King Triton from the little mermaid here me out guys he’s middle aged he’s pretty pathetic he’s got killer hair he’s sad and anger AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PART HIS TITS ARE OUT he’s kinda slutty too

I think I won tumblr

It’s Ligon you dipshit

ok so since this can only be in one format-

>be me

>walking back to class with german friend

>german friend says his mom’s last name is lagen

>lagen deez nuts jokes are made

>Italian friend joins the conversation

>oh shit.mp3

>italian friend starts joking w us

>ok this is fine

>italian friend, outta pocket; “oh mein gott!! they are lagen mein nuttinsackin”

>be me

>hate my friends

The way I would kill to see this

Need to work on my haunted house or whatever au where Billy and Stu are trapped haunting the Macher home and its turned into one of those places people can visit with caretakers and shit.

While Billy is more traditionally aggressive, he throws shit and hits shit around, even attempting to grab onto people to visit and yank them around, Stu often uses the television to communicate to visitors through text and even clips from whatever movie tape is put inside (the caretakers notice that when on their own they both calm down as long as they can turn something on). Stu actively teases and makes fun of people getting scared.

Until they realize how fragile a mind can get when tormented. Then the next few times they do some tests with visitors. Stu is welcoming with his messages and bully restrains himself before scaring and attacking. They realize that if the mind is broken enough they could force themselves inside and finally escape to they could continue their film. So technically in this universe the ghostface killings keep going because they're hopping from bodies to keep going.

I like to think they looks somewhat hornal as apparitions until stronger emotions, like Stu's hair and skin gets all messy and charred and cut up when he's really excited or angry while Billy has the hold I his head from the bullet appear and starts spitting up blood and shit, especially when mad (so he's normally like this in most sightings).

I just think gay evil literal GHOST faces could be silly.

Thanks

Gourd lake is the gay hookup spot

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