I Don’t Know Why But This Might Sound Stupid

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Alicent: Congratulations Aegon, you just got promoted!

Aegon, jobless: What? How?

Alicent: Your father just died!

*Criston and Aemond walk in holding a „congratulations” banner*

TOXIC BF! UCHIHA EDITION.

"Don't you know that you're toxic?"

Toxic bf! Madara is two-faced, he'll whisper sweet nothings and then tell everyone you're either a groupie or some whore he's screwing. You're always crying over the older man, and your friends are tired of telling you to leave him. D1 galighter!

"You mean everything to me, My Dear. Haven't I brought you anything your little mind could imagine? Then, why is it you care so much about what I tell others you are to me? My opinion is the only what that should matter! You know that, right?"

Toxic bf! Obito is the most loyal one out of all of them. He's overbearing, controlling, and delusional. He has trackers in your car, on your phone, and in your purse. He constantly reads your mileage, messages, dms, and even emails to be sure you weren't anywhere you said you weren't. He has a creepy amount of pictures of you but he's loaded. The man snuck into your heart with kind words, beautiful gifts, and amazing career opportunities. D1 Stalker.

"No, you're a liar. You said you went to work and then came home, your job is only 3.0 miles from here! Has someone been fucking you so stupid that you'd forget that!? Huh? You stopped by Starbucks? You texted me that? Oh.."

Toxic bf! Itachi is the 'nonchalant' bf, he doesn't show an ounce of emotion. He was eerily quiet, handsy, and has a staring problem but he's also a gentleman. He'll hold the door, buy flowers, tie your shoe, keep your away from the street, treat you to expensive dinners, and dick you down good. Unfortunately, He doesn't communicate well. He doesn't tell you what he wants, just grabbed you which often annoyed you. You try to communicate but he's always on his high horse and doesn't take your words seriously in the slightest. His dick and deep pockets have you stuck to him like glue. D1 mansplainer.

"My Love, you clearly couldn't possible understand. I couldn't attempt to even explain it to you, my Love. What? I'm not insulting you. Can you not even understand such simple words?"

Toxic bf! Sasuke is so attractive. He was your dream man in the appearance aspect but he was rude and mean when he opened his pretty lips. He spews the most vile words at you one minute and then he's whispering sweet nothings the next. He's insanely jealous and possessive, always accusing you of cheating but he's always around other women. You constantly argue he needs to ditch some of his female 'friends' if he wants you to ditch your male ones. Sasuke can comply with most but refuses to rid of Sakura. He ignores the most obvious crush she has on him because he grew up with her. D1 denier.

"She's just my friend! Why are you acting like this!? What!? No, you can't speak to Gaara! I don't care if you grew up with him. It's not the same!"

Toxic bf! Shisui is a man whore, he's slept with all your friends and their friends. He's charismatic, charming, handsome, talented, and successful. He's famous and everyone loves to be around him. He swears he loves you but is always lying to you and caught in scandals. You're always the last one to know and the media constantly taunts you for being dumb. D1 cheater.

"Sweetheart, they're just rumors! I'm yours, only yours. Only you make me feel whole, don't you understand? What? Those photos are clearly photoshopped!

will tiffany reapear in future chapters ?

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Yes!!!

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

an original oc will be the favorite of many, but you, targ!reader daughter of rhaenyra, shall be mine

“he’s so babygirl”

babe he just killed somebody.

Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”

Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”

Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*

Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”

I like angst but y'know what I like more? Death! (Lol)

Crazy how people forget that if you push someone far enough, they can start killing so what if reader succeeded in doing that (unless I'm wrong and they're too weak for that)

oh! ok! so reader is NOT gonna be killing ppl LMAO. it's not that shes too weak for that, if anything she's too strong for that. she'll kill if necessary but sees no point in doing it for justice or heroism. it's part of why she didn't become an anti-hero or vigilante yet! however things can changel