consider, for just a moment, the first time neil gets drunk with the foxes.
i think it wouldn’t happen until the end of his second year, but when it does, nobody was prepared.
so, neil is partying with his foxes. it’s probably a bonding night or something, just them in a dorm. i doubt he’d let himself get drunk with strangers around, but he trusts the foxes not to hurt him and he trusts andrew not to let him do anything stupid.
shockingly, neil is a massive lightweight. he rarely ever drinks, so in reality it’s not that surprising, but somehow none of the foxes expected him to get completely pissed off of like three beers.
neil, as it turns out, says the most batshit outta pocket things when he’s drunk. i’m talking bringing up his traumatic childhood in casual conversation and then immediately afterwards asking allison to braid his hair or something. just completely random and a little horrifying.
eventually, andrew decides that it’s time for neil to switch to water, but when he tries to hand neil a glass, he just says “oh, fuck off, aaron.”
andrew tries to ask what the fuck neil just called him, but neil tries to punch him before he can.
that’s right, just tries to full on deck andrew.
andrew finds the whole thing hilarious, because 1. even if andrew hadn’t caught neil’s arm, the punch wouldn’t have hurt at all. neil was moving too slowly and he probably would have missed anyway, and 2. because the first (and only) time neil ever mistook the twins, it didn’t end with him trying to kiss aaron, it ended with him trying to punch andrew in the face. neil’s gut reaction to seeing aaron is just punching him in the fucking face, and if that’s not fucking hilarious i don’t know what is.
anyway, andrew is now holding neil’s arm. neil just blinks, looks at him for a second, and goes “drew? when did you get here?”
andrew, now trying very hard not to laugh, is all like “time for bed” and drags neil back to their dorm.
neil has no memory of any of this happening until allison shows him the video she took.
andrew assures him that it was funny, but he still uses it to win arguments for a month afterwards.
911 gif meme: [3/3] Families: The Grant/Nash Family: Athena, Bobby, Michael, David, May & Harry
+ Bonus
AU Stuart raising Neil > all other world
I’m literally suffered when i drew grown man, it’s not my thing. at all
"women can be just bad as men"
nice argument mate, but women still dont rape newborn babies to death 👍
Part 5 probably.
DUDE- Take care, kornspiracy
List begins henceforth:
my heart, new by @syrenhug
long way up by @annawrites
To Keep Him Safe by EmeraldWaves (their twitter)
For The Dancing & The Dreaming by Tidalst
Two Scoops of Happiness (To Go) by @iamagentcoop
set the lights by Stjosten
The Gaslights Burn Brightly by @strongqueercharacters
Lately I been, I been losing sleep by @blogaboutyafavbirdboys and @jojen-hewitt
The Shoulder of Orion by ringenthusiast (Deadist) (their twitter: @pseudo_aaron)
Prioritise Pleasure by Anonymous and Watergaw
Stay Where I Can Reach by emry_stars (It's a locked work)
Fast Enough by kornspiracy
does the dog die at the end? by @stillmadaboutpetra
so soft and sweet im going to have diabetes
hc: there are no big spoon or little spoon only for them bc they switch during the night. jean is used to sleep curled up like a cat since the nest when he supposed to sleep through the pain after training or just trying to protect himself in his sleep from his nightmares. kevin is usually a big spoon or the one who just laying on jean to hold and hug him, stroking his back, to give him comfort and the feeling of protection. sometimes its kevin who has a nightmare, so its jean the one who hold and hug, running his hands through kevin's hair to calm him down. they switch between a lot of poses while sleeping, but one thing never change: they always hold and touch each other.
I had to do this meme with Andreil...it's a good summary of their relationship in book 3 😂
я столько лет поздравляла всех ровно в 00:00 со всеми праздниками но почему-то меня никто и никогда за редким исключением
Neil sitting between Kevin's legs while they're watching Exy games
Neil making coffee after his morning run and bringing it to Kevin who is still in bed
Sleepy morning cuddles. Kevin as the little spoon
Kevin looking so infatuated after Neil scores an impossible goal
Inspired by Lex' tweet (https://twitter.com/exy_shmexy/status/1675057500482154498): Neil lovingly calling Kevin "Morgenmuffel" and Kevin getting frustrated trying to figure out what it means (despite the obvious context) and none of the Monsters are willing to tell him ("Morgenmuffel" literally is someone who's grumpy and not in the best mood after waking up; someone who generally doesn't like waking up early)
Comic doodle I was too lazy to really clean up
simple touch ❤️