"women Can Be Just Bad As Men"

merman Neil finds a lot of people’s jewellery and always gives them his merman Andrew.

Andrew is always resentful but still wears these jewellery because a) it’s Neil’s gift b) Neil gave this c) it’s none of your fucking business

and he puts on himself these countless necklaces and beads, puts on rings and some strange bracelets. and he absolutely everything changes. one day Andrew wears gaudy yellow beads made of artificial shells with rings with black stones. then he will put on emerald choker and beaded rings. However, there’s a bracelet which Andrew will never remove. smooth pebbles hanging on green algae. they are not as smooth as they were then Neil found them but Andrew doesn’t care. It is unique bracelet. Andrew will put it on until his death. and even after he won’t do it.

Mermay

Lil detail for myself but Neil is a siren and Andrew is a merman (there’s a small difference in how I draw the species and a large difference in how they are in my world building)

women look better without makeup and femininity is ridiculous

[Утро, Большой зал, мародёры не отошли от пьянки]

Регулус: *проходит мимо*

Джеймс: Какой же ты красавчик, Блэк. Просто ВАУ!

Сириус, скрежеща зубами: Я щас надеюсь, он это мне.

Джеймс: Эй, Рейджи!

Регулус: *нехотя оборачивается*

Джеймс: И ебёт же тебя кто-то. Везёт ему.

Регулус, с усмешкой: Тоже хочешь?

Джеймс: Еще спрашиваешь? Конечно!

Регулус: Я попрошу, может и тебя выебет.

Учителя в Большом зале: …

Сириус: *горд, пока не понял, что его маленького братика кто-то ебёт*

Ремус: *не обращает внимание, морально готовясь успокаивать Блэка*

Барти и Эван: *аплодируют стоя*

andrew, to neil: stop being so sappy

also andrew, to neil: here are matching armbands <3 also I bought you a phone <3 and even chose you the same song for ringtone <3 i GaVe YoU kEy AnD CalLeD iT hOmE <3 I'd blow you <3 n e i l <3 <3 <3

I find it heart-clenching that Neil 'I've been lying about my parents since my mom died' Josten actually has a caring family on his mother's side?! Yes, I'm talking about his uncle Stuart Hatford. Of course, that family is equally fucked up as his father's but at least they would Protect Neil instead of cutting him in two halves. not to mention at the last match of TKM when every fox was meeting up with their families, Neil (admit it) being a little sad that there wasn't anyone for him to look up to, Stuart comes into the picture. Tell me Neil wasn't a bit happy then! Tell me he was trying to act so cool as to not care. well, he knew there was a fifty-fifty chance of staying alive after the match BUT he trusted his uncle enough to assassinate Proust and keep Andrew safe. Neil is actually aware of the little mafia/family power he holds! Neil Has a real Blood-line Family out there. maybe he won't be part of it but little did he know, they'll always want to protect and keep him safe.

hey why so serious?

Hey!

Do you have any fic recs with Andriel in high school? Like not canon comp, just them in high school? That'd be awesome please<3

Of course! Here are a few non canon-comp high school aus :)

Friends to lovers

As long as your next to me (Just the two of us)

sugar and smoke rings

Not Another Highschool AU

Highly Improbable

Who'd You Wanna Kiss?

Aaron and Neil are friends

i'll crawl home to him

i'd cheer for u n me (boom, clap)

Secret or fake dating

The Photo Strip Predicament

In My Defense, I Have None

Somebunny To Love

High School Science series

Stuart adopts Neil

Paper Cut Hearts

growing pains

all I want is what I can't have

i know that we can survive now that we made it and my eyes are filling with salt (oh, this is no one's fault)

slipping by degrees

Free cigarettes

venus as a boy

consider, for just a moment, the first time neil gets drunk with the foxes.

i think it wouldn’t happen until the end of his second year, but when it does, nobody was prepared.

so, neil is partying with his foxes. it’s probably a bonding night or something, just them in a dorm. i doubt he’d let himself get drunk with strangers around, but he trusts the foxes not to hurt him and he trusts andrew not to let him do anything stupid.

shockingly, neil is a massive lightweight. he rarely ever drinks, so in reality it’s not that surprising, but somehow none of the foxes expected him to get completely pissed off of like three beers.

neil, as it turns out, says the most batshit outta pocket things when he’s drunk. i’m talking bringing up his traumatic childhood in casual conversation and then immediately afterwards asking allison to braid his hair or something. just completely random and a little horrifying.

eventually, andrew decides that it’s time for neil to switch to water, but when he tries to hand neil a glass, he just says “oh, fuck off, aaron.”

andrew tries to ask what the fuck neil just called him, but neil tries to punch him before he can.

that’s right, just tries to full on deck andrew.

andrew finds the whole thing hilarious, because 1. even if andrew hadn’t caught neil’s arm, the punch wouldn’t have hurt at all. neil was moving too slowly and he probably would have missed anyway, and 2. because the first (and only) time neil ever mistook the twins, it didn’t end with him trying to kiss aaron, it ended with him trying to punch andrew in the face. neil’s gut reaction to seeing aaron is just punching him in the fucking face, and if that’s not fucking hilarious i don’t know what is.

anyway, andrew is now holding neil’s arm. neil just blinks, looks at him for a second, and goes “drew? when did you get here?”

andrew, now trying very hard not to laugh, is all like “time for bed” and drags neil back to their dorm.

neil has no memory of any of this happening until allison shows him the video she took.

andrew assures him that it was funny, but he still uses it to win arguments for a month afterwards.