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headcanon that whenever they have to sleep in a bed that isn't shoved against a wall (usually in hotels during away games), Andrew makes Neil be the big spoon.

He might not always have a wall to guard his back, but at least he has Neil.

Harry, beginner auror, answer his phone on a date with Draco: hello, dad?

James, chief auror, being arrested: oh, Harry, my dear, can you pick me up somewhere?

Draco, irritated: >:(

Harry: dad, what about Regulus? I'm a little bit busy

James: Reggie doesn't answer his phone, haha...

Harry: dad, is it emergency? I'm... on a date

James: oh, my son, you are so grown-up, I'm so glad to hear about it, you have to introduce us, but yeah, it's pretty urgent

Harry, gasping: okay, I'll be there soon, where are you?

Draco, still irritated: >>:(

James, barely speaking: son, i have been arrested

Harry, speechless:

Draco, laughing maliciously:

part 2

drawing them like this is my therapy you don’t understand

simple touch ❤️

"No one asked you"

The King's Men - Chapter Nine

Oh this took a while, but I'm glad people stuck with me for this one because I'm really happy with it!

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women look better without makeup and femininity is ridiculous

я столько лет поздравляла всех ровно в 00:00 со всеми праздниками но почему-то меня никто и никогда за редким исключением

merman Neil finds a lot of people’s jewellery and always gives them his merman Andrew.

Andrew is always resentful but still wears these jewellery because a) it’s Neil’s gift b) Neil gave this c) it’s none of your fucking business

and he puts on himself these countless necklaces and beads, puts on rings and some strange bracelets. and he absolutely everything changes. one day Andrew wears gaudy yellow beads made of artificial shells with rings with black stones. then he will put on emerald choker and beaded rings. However, there’s a bracelet which Andrew will never remove. smooth pebbles hanging on green algae. they are not as smooth as they were then Neil found them but Andrew doesn’t care. It is unique bracelet. Andrew will put it on until his death. and even after he won’t do it.

andrew, to neil: stop being so sappy

also andrew, to neil: here are matching armbands <3 also I bought you a phone <3 and even chose you the same song for ringtone <3 i GaVe YoU kEy AnD CalLeD iT hOmE <3 I'd blow you <3 n e i l <3 <3 <3