[Утро, Большой зал, мародёры не отошли от пьянки]

[Утро, Большой зал, мародёры не отошли от пьянки]

Регулус: *проходит мимо*

Джеймс: Какой же ты красавчик, Блэк. Просто ВАУ!

Сириус, скрежеща зубами: Я щас надеюсь, он это мне.

Джеймс: Эй, Рейджи!

Регулус: *нехотя оборачивается*

Джеймс: И ебёт же тебя кто-то. Везёт ему.

Регулус, с усмешкой: Тоже хочешь?

Джеймс: Еще спрашиваешь? Конечно!

Регулус: Я попрошу, может и тебя выебет.

Учителя в Большом зале: …

Сириус: *горд, пока не понял, что его маленького братика кто-то ебёт*

Ремус: *не обращает внимание, морально готовясь успокаивать Блэка*

Барти и Эван: *аплодируют стоя*

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2 years ago

Hey!

Do you have any fic recs with Andriel in high school? Like not canon comp, just them in high school? That'd be awesome please<3

Of course! Here are a few non canon-comp high school aus :)

Friends to lovers

As long as your next to me (Just the two of us)

sugar and smoke rings

Not Another Highschool AU

Highly Improbable

Who'd You Wanna Kiss?

Aaron and Neil are friends

i'll crawl home to him

i'd cheer for u n me (boom, clap)

Secret or fake dating

The Photo Strip Predicament

In My Defense, I Have None

Somebunny To Love

High School Science series

Stuart adopts Neil

Paper Cut Hearts

growing pains

all I want is what I can't have

i know that we can survive now that we made it and my eyes are filling with salt (oh, this is no one's fault)

slipping by degrees

Free cigarettes

venus as a boy

1 year ago

Evan: there's a puddle here

Barty: *kicks Evan into it*


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1 year ago

Harry, beginner auror, answer his phone on a date with Draco: hello, dad?

James, chief auror, being arrested: oh, Harry, my dear, can you pick me up somewhere?

Draco, irritated: >:(

Harry: dad, what about Regulus? I'm a little bit busy

James: Reggie doesn't answer his phone, haha...

Harry: dad, is it emergency? I'm... on a date

James: oh, my son, you are so grown-up, I'm so glad to hear about it, you have to introduce us, but yeah, it's pretty urgent

Harry, gasping: okay, I'll be there soon, where are you?

Draco, still irritated: >>:(

James, barely speaking: son, i have been arrested

Harry, speechless:

Draco, laughing maliciously:

part 2


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2 years ago

AU Stuart raising Neil > all other world

I’m literally suffered when i drew grown man, it’s not my thing. at all

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1 year ago

merman Neil finds a lot of people’s jewellery and always gives them his merman Andrew.

Andrew is always resentful but still wears these jewellery because a) it’s Neil’s gift b) Neil gave this c) it’s none of your fucking business

and he puts on himself these countless necklaces and beads, puts on rings and some strange bracelets. and he absolutely everything changes. one day Andrew wears gaudy yellow beads made of artificial shells with rings with black stones. then he will put on emerald choker and beaded rings. However, there’s a bracelet which Andrew will never remove. smooth pebbles hanging on green algae. they are not as smooth as they were then Neil found them but Andrew doesn’t care. It is unique bracelet. Andrew will put it on until his death. and even after he won’t do it.


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1 year ago

[драрри!ау «в моей голове все живы»: Драко тайком пробрался домой к Гарри на каникулах]

Джеймс: Малфой! Какого чёрта?!

Драко: О, мистер Поттер! Рад вас видеть!

Джеймс: Немедленно выбирайся из постели моего сына, ты, ебливое животное!

Гарри: Папа, спокойно! Ты всё не так понял…

Джеймс: Чёрт возьми, Сириус! Только посмотри на это!

Сириус, лениво входя в комнату Гарри: По-моему, всё логично. Очередной Поттер не устоял перед очарованием Блэка.

Джеймс, закатывая глаза: Ты не помогаешь.

Регулус, отбирая у Сириуса сигарету: Какой пример ты подаешь?

Регулус: Драко, милый, чаю? Воды? Уйти?

Драко, плавно выбираясь из-под одеяла: Последнее, пожалуй.

Сириус: Да ладно тебе, малой. Оставайся. Пока Джейми не обратился в оленя и не направил на тебя свои честеблюстивые рога, всё в полном порядке.

Двумя днями позже Драко снова попал в эту ситуацию, но Джеймс уже обратиться в оленя, так как успел разглядеть на шее своего сыночка подозрительно красное пятно.

Гарри: Папа, остановись! Ничего не было!

Драко, удирая через окно во двор: Да ладно, будет весело!

Регулус, закуривая под насмешливый взгляд Сириуса: В этот раз ты приложишь Джеймса Петрификусом или я?

Сириус: Давай в этот раз не будем? Уж больно интересно, станет ли Джеймс доводить дело до конца, или, как было у вас, отпустит мелкого, как в свое время Орион отпустил Сохатого.

Римус, выйдя на улицу с чашкой чая: А давай не будем проверять? Не хочется знать, помнит ли Джеймс заклинание, которым Вальбурга запустила в него в тот раз.

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