This Tweet Sends Me Into Hysterics

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

Look at the sky tonight, All of the stars have a reason.

(flirting) you look so biteable today

Rewatching MHA, and I’m sure others have pointed it out before but when the sludge monster is trying to take over Bakugo, I had assumed that the fires going on around them were caused by the villain damaging their surrounding but it’s just hit me that the fire is caused by Katauki’s quirk as he’s trying to fight the villain off.

The fire surrounding them is the result of someone trying their absolute HARDEST to DESPERATELY fight for their life. He was doing EVERYTHING he could to fight and stay alive and it wasn’t enough.

ok like kakapo are great and all, i love them dont get me wrong but takahē are by far the best endangered new zealand bird and quite possibly THE Best Bird?

you cant really get any better than this. criminally underrated 

Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before

Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost

Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say

Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*

Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!

Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything

wow taz amnesty is so cool... i wish west virginia was real 😔