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DECIEVER
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Lemon cake ๐๐ฑ
Canonically Theodore gets the most b****es Simon the second-most and Alvin the least
Sorry scumbags but there are people online who have literally looked through ever single piece of media and made charts of this stuff.
Say what you like about the real world but in the canon of the Chipmunk's universe this is the way the results look.
Have a terrible day.
TikTok moron tried to hit Denzel for clout, got himself arrested with a broken arm.
So apparently this crispy creme tiktok prankster was attempting to - start recording - punch a stranger in the face - clip out the part with the punch - and then act like a victim of black violence
Their plan failed at step 2 when they chose Denzel as their target, a man who's won every fight he's been in and has a long history of violence stretching back to being a toddler.
The only reason Denzel never gets arrested is because he never starts any of these fights but boy does he end them.
Denzel - sensed the punch coming - stepped away - swung round to face his opponent - grabbed the wrist of his attacker while the punch was still mid-swing - twisted this dude's arm backwards - slammed him face first into the concrete sidewalk - kicked the dumbass in the armpit - and then when the prankster started wailing started yelling at him "We good? We good, son?"
The police turned up and collected the big white baby off the floor and Denzel was later told that he'd shattered the man's elbow.
Denzel's reaction to this information... "Tell me something I don't know."
White violence is a thing. Some people forget that certain people are very used to it.
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he done
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Watering the plants!!! <3
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feeling silly today.
(anyway, requests are open, so feel comfortable to come in! 'cause i'm out of ideas ั':)
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'Honey taking advantage of the natural beauty of the hedgehog characters' is a genre that I swear is real.
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oh god its been a month since ive posted here uhhh uhh ---
here's a new oc! His name is Archie (& the snakes are named Plague / Pestilence)
He's a chimera for our fantasy AU - he's got lion paws that will grow as he grows.
hmm...
interesting
safety comes first
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heโs playing
don't be the food
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ะกะฟััะธะน ะะฐัะดัะพั / Sleeping Maedhros
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How to ask for a haircut without show your hairdresser the cropped image that it's from
Go to a club and find someone with that same haircut then take them to the hairdresser and say "just like this guy's hair" works every time.
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I want to work on my Sonic AUs in the future again too, this was an Amy redesign for one of the fangame concepts I made, mixing elements from her classic and modern design, ofc with the back quills
I especially liked the gameplay concepts regarding her hammer, powered by chaos drives that gave it various abilities, like using it for a power swing combo, ground shockwave, a charged bounce to go extra high etc.
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Snorkmaiden and Little My with Peonies
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welcome to spoopy hours, normies
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I saw this labelled as "When you're a young non-white male and you only invite your close friends"
Followed by "the police are at the door, help."
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You may think this is a loaf of bread. It is, in fact, a loaf of bread.
Enjoy your day.
That is all.
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i made mac and cheese last night
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or Spoopy Doo
DETECTIVES MAC AND CHEESE.... DRAWING THIS ALMOST KILLED ME ๐ซก๐งก๐ *dies*
you know maybe all the strange unexplained stuff still happens
but they just claim it was for clout and people believe them
I LOVE YOU
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on a box of mac and cheese
that
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