Buddy: *woken Up By All The Noise Again But Sees Zooble And Brightens Up*

You're 22 your life is just be-ENDING! Because its OVER! You're FUCKED!!!!

Gangle: *feels slightly reassured hearing Zooble laugh*

so. um. has this happened before? i mean, you’ve been here longer than i have.

Th-that glitch thing happened to me and i made you die, i don’t want that to happen, hold me pleeeease.

*sobs into their arms*

-buddy anon

(They hold them tighter.)

it’s ok. that’s not gonna happen. i won’t let it.

*sends you back to the circus and stops the marching*

Caine: Wow Zooble, how'd ya stop it?

i asked some weird voice in my head. anyways there’s things in the circus that can control us apparently

Buddy: Im sorry im so weak...

you’re not weak.

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

M!A voice: *manifests and mockingly says*

Awwww how wholesome

don’t you (🎉) dare.

Buddy: *asleep on Zooble's lap, having finally calmed down after such a stressful first week*

(They’re being as reassuring as possible.)

New carebear is named Pissed At You Bear and he's just pissed at you

Caine: Maybe I should make a better therapist AI, for the both of us.

*chuckles purely to ease tension on himself*

you know...maybe that isn’t a bad idea.