The Reason Peter Is Apparently Competent At A Motorcycle When He Cant Drive Cars Is That He's Unhinged.

you: So, I was wanting to start working at your firm because I’m considering accounting as a career.

the man you agreed to interview with in this cafe: I see. I have to say, it’s a welcome change to have someone your age looking for a career instead of something to support their….I dont know, rock band, haha! 

you: Haha, yes, well, I try to stay focused. [you take a drink from your coffee] 

the man: While we’ve hired people with little to no experience, I have to ask– would you happen to have any previous experience in this field? 

you: Oh! I understand completely. The past three years I’ve actually interned a- 

spiderman: 

I've been saying this for years but I've finally found the funniest way to say it, in the MCU Tony Stark isn't so much Peter Parker's father figure as he is his deadbeat dad figure. Like Tony shows up once a year to take Peter to a baseball game kinda vibe. Tony in homecoming is like hey kid I know I haven't seen or spoken to you in months but I bought you something and that's basically the same as emotional support. Tony taking Peter to Germany in civil war is like when your deadbeat dad tells your mom you're having father-son time but he's really just taking you to his guys' poker night and trying to get you to cheat for him. When Tony says you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it, it's like when your dad says if you're not going to follow my rules in my house you can leave, I put a roof over our heads what else could you possibly want from me. Tony mourning Peter after infinity war and calling him his kid is like when your dad only wants to hang out with you after he's lost custody. Like well and truly deadbeat behavior no wonder the fanon is like that

If it weren’t for experiencing life with you, and through you, there would be no reason to do what I do. If you believe that I am making this world a better place, then you must know that you are the one I am trying to make it better for.

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 2: "Tests"

adore this iconic dishevelled bisexual look 

canon peter parker would push fanon peter into a locker

two amazing trailers released today 💞🕷🕸

Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man Parallels (2012)

leaving what counts as "old style" up for interpretation. if more than one of these is relevant - pick the one that's most important to you. reblog for larger sample sizes etc etc

Felicia has nictating membranes in her eyes, and only needs to blink once every one or two hours

sony giving me baby mayday how am i supposed to COPE!!!!!!!