Spidey Noir 🕸️

I feel like the "put your mask back on!" bit has been memed to death and reduced to "Felicia has a mask kink" but there's a lot more going on. Felicia couldn't handle that Spider-Man was a real person with a real history and a real life. That's called objectifying and that's not love.

i need you to kill yourself

sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

web shooters

with unnecessary details like "how does peter cope with adiabatic cooling on his highly pressurized web cartridges"

I've been saying this for years but I've finally found the funniest way to say it, in the MCU Tony Stark isn't so much Peter Parker's father figure as he is his deadbeat dad figure. Like Tony shows up once a year to take Peter to a baseball game kinda vibe. Tony in homecoming is like hey kid I know I haven't seen or spoken to you in months but I bought you something and that's basically the same as emotional support. Tony taking Peter to Germany in civil war is like when your deadbeat dad tells your mom you're having father-son time but he's really just taking you to his guys' poker night and trying to get you to cheat for him. When Tony says you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it, it's like when your dad says if you're not going to follow my rules in my house you can leave, I put a roof over our heads what else could you possibly want from me. Tony mourning Peter after infinity war and calling him his kid is like when your dad only wants to hang out with you after he's lost custody. Like well and truly deadbeat behavior no wonder the fanon is like that

leaving what counts as "old style" up for interpretation. if more than one of these is relevant - pick the one that's most important to you. reblog for larger sample sizes etc etc

from Amazing Spider-Man #1