Felicia going to handle business in Europe for the week and leaving Peter alone with Ben and he just goes full blown helicopter parent. He makes a brand new high-def baby monitor, even though they already have a perfectly good one. He puts web bumpers on every sharp edge in the house. He throws out all of Felicia’s candles because they’re a fire hazard despite being unlit. He webs up any furniture that isn’t bolted in place so it can’t fall. Felicia comes back and the house is in shambles but Ben is clean, happy, and healthy and Peter looks proud so she says nothing.
Honestly, Peter Parker is so lucky he's hot. I would've killed him for this type of shit if I didn't want him so bad
Black Cat | Spider-Man
Helena Masellis (art)
The Amazing Spiderman (1963) #130-168
A funny thing about older comic books is that sometimes, when a character is being a misogynist, I'm like, "And I'm choosing to ignore that. The modern version of him would never say that 😌" and other times I'm like, "Yeah, he's definitely still a misogynist in the 2020s." It ain't even related to if I like the character or not since there are plenty of characters I like, but for some reason, the idea of them being a bit sexist feels more ... idk ... integral? to the character than to others.
peter parker: secretly spider-man’s boyfriend since 1962
the wedding you've been waiting for!
i need you to kill yourself
sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*
.. <- two ants hanging out