Me Running Into A Mcdonalds With A Gun: THIS IS A ROBBERY GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY.

Me running into a mcdonalds with a gun: THIS IS A ROBBERY GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY.

Mc donalds employee: this is a what?

Me: excuse me, this is a mcrobbery give me your mcfuking mcmoney.

Employee: *mcsreams*

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4 years ago

This sounds kinda like how it works in the netherlands tho, first you have to get a doctors statement. Then you have to wait for up to 2 years (waiting list). And then when you finally get there you have to talk for at least a year before you can start transition. And the people there can say u are not trans enough.

UK Residents SIGN HERE On The Government Petition
UK Residents SIGN HERE On The Government Petition
UK Residents SIGN HERE On The Government Petition
UK Residents SIGN HERE On The Government Petition

UK residents SIGN HERE on the government petition

https://transrightsuk.carrd.co/

https://uktransrights.carrd.co/

please, if you’re a UK resident, trans or not, please speak out on behalf of your trans family, friends. we suffer enough without the right to self-identify in the UK

if you aren’t from the UK please share this so that more Uk residents can see and speak up.

6 years ago

I discovered something today.

I found the thing where you can see messages and things like when people start to follow you. Thanks to everyone who follows me.

4 years ago

If I can use a baggy jumper to hide my body.. Why can’t I use baggy jumpers to hide my feelings??

4 years ago

Things i want to do more than anything in the world:

Realy vent and talk about how bad im actualy doing while crying.

Things that make me feel like i'd rather die:

Venting to people and talk about how im realy doing while crying.


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4 years ago

As of September 1 2020

As Of September 1 2020
As Of September 1 2020
As Of September 1 2020
As Of September 1 2020
As Of September 1 2020

Don’t let their names fade. injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

4 years ago

Oh boy allow me to add this one

Oh Boy Allow Me To Add This One
Gay🍗irl

gay🍗irl

6 years ago
TUMBLER I PRESENT THY A OPPOSITE MERMAID!

TUMBLER I PRESENT THY A OPPOSITE MERMAID!


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4 years ago

Pepper snapped 😂

4 years ago

the concept of how sir arthur conan doyle was as a person always sends me into fits. imagine making the most famous literary character of all time but you hate the character so much you try to kill him off. but everyone is so horny for this asshole detective they make you bring him back. even your own mother gets mad when he’s dead because she likes him. raising your prices to ridiculous rates to avoid writing holmes stories backfired and now you’re rich. it’s absolutely a pain because it’s keeping you from your true passion which is spiritualism despite how one of your good friends harry houdini keeps telling you it’s bullshit. you consider your best novels to be historical ones but they’re well over shadowed by the nemesis of your own creation sherlock fucking holmes. some fake photographs from some kids convinced you faeries were real and you wrote a whole book about it. you started writing stories in medical school. and yes, also you are a doctor. after you’re dead, they erect a statue of sherlock holmes across the street from your birthplace, causing you to probably roll over one hundred eighty degrees in your grave and scream into your casket pillow.

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